There are two wild news stories making the rounds today, and, as a public service, we are here to highlight them.
A Metrobus employee who punched an off-duty police officer dressed as McGruff the Crime Dog has been reinstated to his former position, according to the Washington Examiner.
And why not? If anyone ever needed to be slugged in the face (other than Sarah Palin and the girl who actually gets slugged in the face in this video), it’s McGruff.
Meanwhile in Bavaria:
A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria when he ‘mooned’ a group of Hell’s Angels, hurled a puppy at them and then escaped on a bulldozer.
Strangest part of the story? Hell’s Angels in Germany? Wha?

