At first we weren’t so cool with Alvin Greene as a senate candidate. He was unemployed, lived with his parents, didn’t seem too bright, and was oh so awkward. He also won a primary race without campaigning, and had zero dollars in the bank to run against Jim DeMint.
After a month of terrible interviews, proclamations of grandeur, and still no campaigning, we learned yesterday how amazing Greene’s military service was. Air Force records obtained by the AP included “a performance review which found that Greene was ‘unable to express thoughts clearly’ and ‘not able to adapt to any changes to daily routine.’”
Ouch! So what was Alvin Greene’s big comeback? How do you turn that kind of frown upside down?
Oh, just with the greatest campaign rap ever! Rap video of the century after the jump.
It is safe to say, today we are all Alvin Greene.
sad to not be able to see his rap session …
He’s won my vote….errr…if by some horrendous unforeseeable cataclysm I were to end up living for more than five minutes in South Carolina.