Feeds:
Posts
Comments

Archive for the ‘Joetorious’ Category

Read Full Post »

Okay, fine. We haven’t exactly been on our game lately. On the one hand, this site has sort of turned into a sad video-sharing and tweet-compiling service, but on the other hand STOP WHINING — we still had a better week than Joe Biden. Granted that’s a low bar, but Jiminy Christmas, what the heck [...]

Read Full Post »

Gah. Here it is Wednesday — hump day, no less –  and we’re feeling pretty good about the state of Fat America. The primaries Tuesday were fun; a doofus, philandering, holier-than-thou, abstinence-only education turd burglar got caught boning someone on his staff and was forced to resign; and there was a two-for-one at Costco on [...]

Read Full Post »

We’re pretty sure that Vice President Biden wakes up every day, stretches his arms and says something like, “it’s another great day to be Joe Biden.” With everyone combing through the executive branch’s financial disclosures (Barack Obama’s dog cost $1,600!?), we stopped reading after this nugget: While Obama earned between $1M and $5M in book [...]

Read Full Post »

Human gaffe machine Joe Biden visited ladies teevee program “The View” today, and tried to explain why every single word he ever says is either a gaffe or just a way of setting up his next gaffe. Naturally, talk turned to his “big fucking deal” comment, and Biden let everyone in on a secret: Obama [...]

Read Full Post »

So there we were trying to watch our Martha Stewart Show when mean old Brian Williams butted in and said it was time for Joe Biden to talk. We waited for his latest gaffe, and were a bit sad when he wrapped up, gaffeless. But as he turned the podium over to the president — [...]

Read Full Post »

Older Posts »

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.