And WHY THE HELL NOT!? Two things of note: first, she uses perhaps the greatest argument we’ve ever heard. “Oh, Glenn Beck doesn’t want to be president, you say. Guess who else didn’t? George Freakin’ Washington! CASE CLOSED. Except not really, because guess who else didn’t want to be president. JESUS! BOOM! But he WAS!
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Crazy clown-lady wants Glenn Beck to be president…of AMERICA
Posted in Shut up Glenn Beck, tagged clowns, crazy, George Washington, ghey, Glenn Beck, GOP, insane, Jesus, politics, stupid, teabaggers on July 13, 2010 | 2 Comments »
Help make sure Glenn Beck’s new book is as gay as possible
Posted in Shut up Glenn Beck, tagged America, books, freedom, gay, ghey, Glenn Beck, stupid, USA on April 13, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Paranoid sobbing man-child and new-age prospector Glenn Beck wants our help! No, he needs our help! He has a new book coming out on June 15, and he wants freedom-loving Americans everywhere to help him choose its cover art. There are four options, and for the most part they include the jingoistic images you’d expect: [...]
Just a reminder that Glenn Beck is an evil opportunist
Posted in Shut up Glenn Beck, tagged Al Franken, fail, ghey, Glenn Beck, GOP, Joe Lieberman, John McCain, Media Matters, politics, stupid, wrong on January 6, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Last month, Sen. Al Franken denied Sen. Joe Lieberdouche an additional few moments to speak on the senate floor. John McCain screamed that it was pure politics and unprecedented. Neither of which was true. In fact, here’s war hero and lying asshole John McCain denying a senator an extra 30 seconds to speak about the [...]
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