The New York Times Wednesday evening published a story that surprised no one. The headline is, “Poll Finds Tea Party Backers Wealthier and More Educated.” You don’t say! Let’s cut the shit and get right to the guts of it. Take it away, poll results! The 18 percent of Americans who identify themselves as Tea [...]
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New Gallup climate poll proves Americans are stupid
Posted in Somebody just got polled, tagged climate change, cranky, death, fail, fat, fear, Gallup, ghey, global warming, John Boehner, media, retarded, Sarah Palin, stupid, wrong on March 11, 2010 | 4 Comments »
As if we needed the people at Gallup to prove that. All one has to do is look at this guy’s Web site to understand the backward thinking of most Americans. Still, that there Gallup news? Disheartening. Take a look at this graphic. And then there’s the accompanying head-scratcher explanations. Fewer people think they’ll feel [...]
Tea Party Poll: File under duh
Posted in Somebody just got polled, tagged birthers, CNN, fat, fear, ghey, GOP, politics, retarded, stupid, tea party movement, teabagging, trends, wrong on February 17, 2010 | 1 Comment »
Almost half the country doesn’t know enough about the Teabagger movement to have an opinion about it. Funny, that never stopped Americans from having opinions before. HEY-O! But seriously, folks. A new CNN/Opinion Research Pole (typo on purpose) has some facts you never wanted to know about a group you have scant knowledge of. Check [...]
Someone is offering this table as a legit poll
Posted in Somebody just got polled, tagged balls, fake journalism, funny, ghey, GOP, Jesus, media, politics, stupid, WND.com, World Net Daily, wrong on September 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
We know, we know. We shouldn’t bait the crazy people at World Net Daily. Not because they’re great journalists, but because they’re crazy. Anyspray, under the “Breaking news” banner — apparently designed in 1996 (see below) — is this here li’l article, “Why can’t Christians unite to change America’s ways? Study finds faithful can’t agree [...]

