If the recent SCFOM sojourns into the bowels of Fat America haven’t convinced you, maybe some science will (unless it’s global warming science, which as we all know is total horseshit): Americans are fat. Really fat. And stupid. Really stupid. If the Tea Party video hasn’t convinced you, maybe this HealthDay article will. Sure, it’s [...]
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Many Americans don’t know they’re fat…or stupid
Posted in Stop being so fat, tagged balls, death, fail, fat, funny, ghey, health care, hoosierboy, media, retarded, stupid, teabaggers, teabagging, trends, wrong on September 14, 2010 | 1 Comment »
Dispatches from Crazytown
Posted in Stop being so fat, tagged America, fat, freedom, ghey, Glenn Beck, GOP, Louis Gohmert, Michele Bachmann, religion, retarded, Sarah Palin, stupid on August 29, 2010 | 2 Comments »
Why yes we did attend Glenn Beck’s Freedomfest yesterday on the National Mall. Here’s the video. Photos of fat people to come.
Happy World Cup victory Fat America! (Tha Remix)
Posted in Stop being so fat, tagged fail, fat, FIFA, funny, ghey, USA! USA!, World Cup on June 24, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
This one goes out to Hoosierboy! Your dreams of low-level management and middle class mediocrity have not gone unnoticed…except by everyone who matters!
Don’t forget to get your free doughnuts today, Fat America
Posted in Stop being so fat, tagged awesome, chubby, delicious, doughnuts, Dunkin' Donuts, fat, free, Krispy Kreme, lard, obese, USA on June 4, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
I know, right! Like we really have to remind Americans to swing by Dunkin’ Donuts or Krispy Kreme! But hey, as long as you’re already indulging in fried dough and deliciously-sweet whipped lard, you might as well do it for free! Today is National Doughnut Day! Get your fat butt to the doughnut shop; supplies [...]
Sometimes ZERO taxes is too many taxes!
Posted in Stop being so fat, tagged Double Down sandwich, fat, FOX News, ghey, GOP, government, KFC, politics, retarded, stupid, taxes, teabaggers, USA on April 12, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
In our new America, if you don’t get exactly what you want, it’s good form to yell, stomp your feet and make totally incoherent signs to wave around our nation’s capital. People who didn’t like the idea of poor people getting non-emergency room health care, dressed up as Sam Adams and yelled about socialism and [...]
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