<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<!-- generator="wordpress.com" -->
<urlset xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9" xsi:schemaLocation="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9 http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9/sitemap.xsd"><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/07/23/and-now-alvin-greene-has-a-rap/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-23T16:39:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/07/20/gop-trots-out-famous-patriot-george-w-bush-to-win-elections/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-20T14:27:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/07/19/breaking-its-really-really-hot/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-22T01:03:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/07/15/john-boehner-still-evil-still-tanned/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-16T16:07:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/07/13/crazy-clown-lady-wants-glenn-beck-to-be-president-of-america/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-16T16:09:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/07/12/this-could-literally-happen-only-in-america/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-12T20:16:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/07/07/every-single-climategate-scientist-cleared-of-wrongdoing/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-09T23:17:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/06/29/time-to-put-joe-biden-back-in-the-closet/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-22T01:31:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/06/25/bah-what-a-week-or-as-one-of-my-ex-bosses-would-say-weak/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-25T13:26:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/06/24/happy-world-cup-victory-fat-america-tha-remix/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-24T13:51:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/06/23/arizona-huckster-calls-huckster-a-huckster/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-23T20:06:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/06/22/maybe-texans-dont-want-to-secede-after-all/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-26T09:21:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/06/21/sharron-angle-to-unemployed-get-a-job-motherfuckers/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-21T20:55:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/06/18/utah-this-is-just-distasteful/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-21T17:07:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/06/17/rep-joe-barton-is-an-american-hero/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-18T06:08:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/06/16/michele-bachmann-wants-to-protect-bp/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-16T17:47:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/06/16/maybe-theres-something-in-the-water-oil/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-16T17:23:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/06/15/sure-charlie-crist/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-16T01:24:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/06/15/and-if-landmines-dont-work-we-can-build-a-moat-with-sharks/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-15T15:33:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/06/14/when-congressmen-attack/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-15T18:33:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/06/11/a-reminder-of-nancy-pelosis-terrifying-face-work/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-12T01:13:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/06/10/this-is-what-happens-when-bp-spills-coffee/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-10T17:35:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/06/09/this-is-real/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-10T21:14:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/06/09/conclusive-evidence-that-obama-is-actively-pouring-oil-into-the-gulf/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-12T04:18:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/06/09/how-to-win-the-south-carolina-democrat-primary/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-14T21:58:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/06/09/why-we-love-los-angeles-and-the-la-times/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-09T18:17:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/06/08/catholic-magazine-fail/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-08T22:10:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/06/08/a-sarah-palin-poser-for-the-masses/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-08T22:06:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/06/07/helen-thomas-anger-totes-misdirected/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-08T00:49:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/06/04/dont-forget-to-get-your-free-doughnuts-today-fat-america/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-04T16:34:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/06/03/take-the-spirit-of-radio-and-shove-it-up-your-ass-rand-paul/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-03T19:54:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/06/03/and-then-there-was-the-time-ronald-reagan-did-exactly-what-barack-obama-did/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-03T14:17:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/06/02/meanwhile-on-george-w-bushs-facebook-page/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-04T17:10:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/06/02/new-nikki-haley-political-ad-ball-breakingly-boring/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-02T16:28:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/06/01/al-and-tipper-gore-to-separate/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-01T16:30:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/06/01/how-to-be-an-american-dont-pay-your-mortgage-go-to-a-casino/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-02T16:42:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/28/liz-cheney-looks-like-a-chimp/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-04T19:26:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/28/wingnuts-go-bananas-over-muslim-culture-center-near-wtc/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-01T11:36:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/28/end-of-law-order-hits-ancient-actor-particularly-hard/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-28T18:30:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/27/shrek-flavored-dessert/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-28T12:58:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/27/gay-soldiers-will-totally-assault-straight-soldiers/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-27T15:33:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/26/still-waiting-on-the-stories-about-the-strong-rebuke-of-sarah-palin/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-27T16:49:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/26/rand-paul-regrouping-after-having-his-ass-handed-to-him/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-20T03:47:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/25/alabama-wingnut-candidate-cant-be-racist-because-hes-black/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-26T05:00:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/24/haters-gonna-hate-a-lost-finale-recap/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-27T20:11:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/21/worst-motivational-speech-ever/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-25T01:41:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/21/ugh-rand-paul/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-26T04:54:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/20/ben-nelson-is-not-without-some-skillz/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-20T16:38:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/20/the-gop-class-of-94-the-gift-that-keeps-on-giving/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-20T14:27:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/19/joe-biden-apologizes-for-saying-the-coolest-thing-ever/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-21T22:17:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/18/whoa-another-conservative-christian-had-an-affair/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-19T05:21:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/18/and-a-big-congratulations-to-joe-biden/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-18T15:06:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/17/wtf-is-happening-in-alabama/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-19T04:57:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/14/oh-look-teabaggers-love-arizonas-immigration-law/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-19T16:42:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/14/nerding-out-karate-champ-version/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-14T18:06:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/14/the-dumbening-of-america-nationwide-version/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-19T17:10:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/14/gop-senator-straight-soldiers-wont-fight-and-die-for-gay-soldiers/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-19T17:06:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/13/today-in-racist-websites/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-13T20:40:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/12/nick-kristof-baller/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-13T16:46:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/12/charlie-crist-tells-gop-friendly-donors-to-go-screw/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-12T20:14:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/12/today-in-google-trends/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-14T16:59:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/12/elena-kagan-just-like-harriet-miers-except-not-dumb/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-12T16:00:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/11/if-you-dont-believe-every-word-of-the-bible-you-cant-be-governor-of-alabama/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-19T05:13:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/11/aint-nothin-like-deez-nutz/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-13T10:48:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/11/meanwhile-the-political-climate-across-the-pond/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-11T14:09:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/10/ass-clowns-and-corporate-welfare/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-10T20:42:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/07/whats-with-the-weird-sexy-sex-offender-ad-ala-gov-hopeful-tim-james/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-10T16:31:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/07/rough-day-for-lord-jesus-christ/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-12T20:14:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/07/fat-america-whats-with-the-horrible-baby-names/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-12T20:17:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/06/kate-hudson-has-seen-the-future/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-06T21:44:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/06/philly-congressman-vows-to-tase-his-own-son/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-07T00:55:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/06/how-to-explain-arizonas-immigration-law-to-children/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-03T00:26:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/06/liar-enters-politics-to-get-rid-of-liars/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-06T15:07:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/06/politico-has-a-scoop-gop-trying-to-win-upcoming-elections/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-07T01:07:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/05/racism-now-out-in-the-open-and-acceptable/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-11T16:30:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/05/happy-cinco-de-mayo-from-arizona-2/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-06T17:38:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/05/teabagger-is-the-new-nigger-sobs-rich-white-man/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-19T23:47:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/04/john-mccain-out-crazies-glenn-beck/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-04T22:29:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/04/brownie-obama-wanted-oil-spill-to-happen/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-26T05:20:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/05/03/maybe-you-shouldnt-have-kids-if-youre-retarded/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-04T23:03:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/30/tenn-kid-guilty-of-guessing-morons-email-password-hint/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-02T04:42:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/30/human-animal-hybrids-illegal/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-30T19:39:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/30/teabaggers-missing-opportunity-to-prove-theyre-not-racist-assholes/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-05T19:50:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/30/texas-too-liberal-for-arizona-immigration-bill/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-02T02:44:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/29/shock-anti-muslim-bigot-just-a-big-nascar-fan/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-10T19:01:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/29/were-with-gizmodo-on-the-iphone-thing/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-01T12:47:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/28/gop-congressman-supports-deporting-american-citizens/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-29T04:14:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/28/texas-governor-shoots-kills-super-genius-coyote/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-26T09:02:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/28/a-quick-look-at-arizonas-sexy-immigration-law/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-28T15:12:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/27/good-news-you-can-marry-your-cousin-legally-in-many-states/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-27T22:25:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/27/noahs-ark-found-non-believers-certainly-burning-for-eternity/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-28T17:17:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/27/ben-franklin-look-alike-cant-stop-saying-shitty/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-27T18:55:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/27/gay-charlie-crist-taking-anger-out-on-innocent-turtles/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-27T15:43:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/26/lieberdouche-admits-to-being-a-total-ass/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-26T21:23:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/26/crayola-thanks-teabaggers-for-surge-in-sales/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-27T17:31:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/26/republican-house-candidate-says-gop-liberated-europe-in-wwii/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-29T20:27:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/26/we-hate-kristen-wiig-part-iii/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-26T16:16:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/26/and-just-like-that-public-opinion-doesnt-matter-to-the-gop/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-26T15:46:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/23/follow-up-charges-filed-against-insane-army-birther/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-10T20:19:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/23/this-new-climate-bill-sounds-like-a-real-buzzkill/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-24T03:28:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/22/biden-admits-that-obama-is-the-devil/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-29T09:41:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/22/michael-steele-gives-rnc-best-reason-yet-to-fire-him/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-22T18:13:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/22/things-we-did-not-click-on/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-22T17:41:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/22/good-news-for-rickets-sufferers/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-23T17:57:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/22/this-is-alabama-we-speak-english/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-28T21:42:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/21/thirty-one-state-senators-in-az-are-birthers/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-22T13:39:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/21/people-in-new-jersey-behaving-like-people-from-new-jersey/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-21T21:05:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/21/modern-technology-baffles/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-22T18:49:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/21/more-fun-with-teabaggers-own-words/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-21T19:02:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/21/hated-democrats-outraising-gop-by-so-so-so-much/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-21T18:46:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/20/cowboy-hat-guy-wasnt-calling-for-end-to-womens-suffrage-it-was-satire-you-guys/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-20T21:12:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/20/scfom-has-a-better-idea-for-those-showers/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-20T22:15:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/19/nevada-newspaper-editor-calls-for-repeal-of-19th-amendment-because-women-support-harry-reid/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-19T21:40:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/19/right-wing-media-hardly-even-trying-with-latest-obama-attack/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-20T15:44:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/16/scfom-infiltrates-the-sacramento-tea-party/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-19T20:35:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/16/shocker-contract-from-america-naive-uninformed-and-childish/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-28T03:01:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/16/sen-nude-model-opposes-financial-overhaul-based-on-grounds-he-cant-recall/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-19T20:40:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/16/cnn-confused-about-origins-of-volanoes/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-16T17:36:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/16/teabaggers-still-not-quite-ready-for-rap/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-16T22:02:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/16/mean-joe-biden-only-gave-5000-to-charity-in-2009/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-16T04:41:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/16/obama-tells-teabaggers-to-suck-it/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-16T22:04:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/15/cognitive-dissonance-of-the-day/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-18T00:25:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/15/mitch-mcconnell-cant-be-trusted/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-17T10:43:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/15/super-gay-charlie-crist-playing-to-his-strengths/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-15T14:05:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/15/racist-teabaggers-and-glaring-typos-in-one-story-pinch-us/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-15T13:53:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/15/no-surprise-that-teabaggers-are-generally-white-dudes-and-idiots/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-19T23:40:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/14/now-that-is-some-freakin-patriotism/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-14T23:31:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/14/lieberdouche-we-should-all-listen-to-sarah-palin/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-14T17:58:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/14/insane-army-birther-to-get-court-marital-for-refusing-orders/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-16T17:20:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/14/we-all-need-a-boner-now-and-then/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-14T15:54:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/14/pataki-would-rather-have-job-with-no-successful-outcome/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-14T18:12:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/14/omg-fox-found-proof-obama-is-a-secret-muslin/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-14T14:43:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/13/help-make-sure-glenn-becks-new-book-is-as-gay-as-possible/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-13T19:46:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/13/win-pro-life-pharmacy-closes/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-13T20:03:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/13/mean-old-nobama-wants-to-tax-your-breathing-and-sneezing/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-14T15:33:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/13/hooray-sarah-palin-is-super-crazy-rich/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-13T23:29:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/13/teabaggers-r-in-ur-armiez-shootin-ur-gunz/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-14T02:51:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/12/sometimes-zero-taxes-is-too-many-taxes/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-12T21:41:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/12/sarah-palin-network/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-12T17:22:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/12/adorable-gop-still-thinks-its-in-charge-aw/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-12T15:51:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/09/newt-gingrich-has-little-grasp-of-recent-history/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-12T15:25:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/09/who-has-more-nuclear-experience-palin-or-obama/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-10T21:40:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/09/morbidly-obese-anti-govt-texan-delivering-pipe-bombs-from-his-wheelchair/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-10T21:43:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/08/psa-dont-have-unprotected-sex-unless-youre-rich-like-bristol-palin/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-09T04:59:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/08/has-tiger-woods-learned-anything/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-09T04:56:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/07/sometimes-we-cover-womens-basketball-so-what/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-08T01:22:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/07/ronald-reagan-lunatic-leftist/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-07T16:51:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/07/happy-birthday-to-us/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-09T05:03:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/07/fyi-its-still-not-cool-to-threaten-to-kill-members-of-congress/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-07T23:55:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/07/virginia-takes-huge-step-forward-with-new-confederate-history-month/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-08T03:21:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/06/deepak-chopra-claims-credit-for-baja-earthquake/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-06T13:15:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/05/extra-mavericky-mccain-no-longer-a-maverick/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-07T00:58:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/05/matt-drudge-still-a-terrible-person/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-06T02:03:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/05/catholic-church-37-kids-0/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-07T01:01:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/05/steele-rnc-now-hiring-ready-made-scandals/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-05T15:03:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/01/if-only-it-were-always-this-easy-to-make-people-cry/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-02T21:05:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/02/pimp-photo-of-the-week/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-04T17:48:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/02/florida-doctor-would-rather-not-treat-obama-voters/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-09T05:07:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/02/ron-paul-civil-war-historian-extraordinaire/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-07T15:05:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/01/teabagger-racist-teabaggers-must-be-secret-democrats/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-02T11:53:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/01/catholic-league-prez-theres-a-connection-between-homosexuality-and-sexual-abuse-of-minors/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-01T22:11:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/01/this-years-google-april-fools-joke-especially-lame/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-01T14:04:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/04/01/healthcare-fyi-from-the-gop/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-01T13:25:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/31/jay-leno-still-full-of-shit-3/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-31T21:30:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/31/sarah-palin-is-the-new-jayson-blair-except-retarded/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-05T02:03:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/31/marxist-obama-stealing-more-of-john-mccains-terrible-ideas/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-31T18:38:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/30/tanning-salon-tax-is-like-totes-racist/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-02T05:25:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/30/signs-your-political-movement-is-in-trouble/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-30T21:52:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/29/the-guy-who-threatened-eric-cantor-also-threatened-everyone-else/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-01T00:16:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/29/sarah-palin-reloads-with-retard-juice/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-31T17:14:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/29/teabagger-victoria-jackson-too-crazy-for-fox-news/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-30T16:23:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/29/republican-gripe-too-many-black-people-on-c-span/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-29T21:50:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/26/someone-punch-this-kid-in-the-nuts/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-26T18:55:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/26/send-a-dem-a-condom-cmon-everyones-doing-it/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-26T14:45:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/26/republicans-upping-the-ante-now-obamas-the-devil/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-26T02:13:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/25/and-lets-not-forget-about-the-noose-o-grams/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-25T18:54:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/25/republicans-blaming-violence-threats-against-dems-on-dems-votes/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-25T18:58:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/24/grassley-showers-praise-on-health-care-bill-he-hates/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-24T20:11:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/24/the-greatest-unattributed-quote-in-the-history-of-ever/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-26T20:39:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/24/questioning-the-constitutionality-of-health-care-reform/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-24T16:13:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/24/baby-killer-shouter-exploiting-regrettable-moment-for-financial-political-gain/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-24T22:51:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/23/wait-so-americans-arent-against-health-care/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-23T22:08:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/23/biden-health-care-is-a-big-fucking-deal/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-23T19:10:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/23/republicans-war-on-glass-commences/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-14T05:21:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/22/gingrich-says-health-care-just-like-civil-rights-terrible/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-23T01:46:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/22/all-gop-members-of-congress-have-fucking-tourettes/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-23T20:37:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/22/gop-lawmakers-just-taking-rest-of-the-year-off/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-23T20:35:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/21/the-teabaggers-are-actually-reasonable-informed-people/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-13T06:40:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/21/democrats-made-teabaggers-racist/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-22T04:16:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/19/hey-the-south-you-can-keep-maryland/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-22T18:40:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/19/is-the-best-actress-oscar-cursed/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-19T16:12:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/18/texas-the-front-line-in-the-war-for-stupid/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-18T17:16:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/18/oh-noes-cbo-says-health-care-will-cost-1-2-trillion/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-18T21:48:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/18/the-thing-teabaggers-hate-more-than-socialism-people-with-parkinsons/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-20T14:38:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/17/best-paragraph-this-week/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-17T15:39:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/17/your-babys-cute-except-for-his-resemblance-to-hitler/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-19T14:46:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/16/nj-woman-trying-to-become-biggest-winner/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-21T23:33:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/16/newspaper-editors-all-on-vacation-part-ii/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-17T13:48:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/16/the-new-standard-for-legislation-it-must-be-edible/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-17T13:47:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/15/john-edwards-mistress-insane/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-15T18:21:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/15/ny-times-columnist-discovers-e-vite/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-16T00:21:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/12/texans-ensure-that-next-generation-will-be-stupider-than-last/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-13T15:31:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/11/new-gallup-climate-poll-proves-americans-are-stupid/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-13T15:35:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/11/the-worlds-richest-man-a-mexican/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-11T18:35:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/10/virginia-is-for-lovers-unless-youre-gay/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-10T16:04:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/09/massa-says-it-wasnt-groping-just-tickling/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-10T20:49:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/09/so-this-is-an-actual-headline/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-09T21:31:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/09/massa-actually-brought-down-by-vast-cockblocking-conspiracy/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-09T21:21:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/09/pass-health-care-reform-so-rush-limbaugh-leaves/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-16T21:12:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/08/foxnews-com-readers-in-one-simple-graphic/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-09T16:43:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/08/biggest-asshole-of-the-year-roy-ashburn/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T21:27:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/08/youre-not-a-religion-if-youre-advertising/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T17:30:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/08/palin-sure-i-write-notes-on-my-hand-god-did-too/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-08T16:45:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/05/another-goper-thinks-obamas-not-american/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-06T20:42:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/05/and-the-oscar-goes-to-john-mccain-for-avatar/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-05T19:00:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/05/terrifying-scene-in-dc-as-gay-marriage-begins/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-07T02:22:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/04/when-good-christians-go-gay/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-05T00:44:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/04/celebrity-rumor-mill-says-roberts-to-step-down-at-scotus/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-04T18:56:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/04/fox-news-still-fair-still-balanced/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-04T16:02:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/03/being-grumpy-rulez-fu/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-03T21:08:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/03/hillary-clinton-looking-hot-on-her-chile-trip/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-03T14:59:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/03/the-right-has-talented-artists-too-you-guys/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-04T17:55:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/02/jim-bunning-is-the-worst-person-ever/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-02T22:38:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/02/this-too-shall-pass/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-02T18:59:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/02/proof-that-jay-leno-hates-america-sarah-palin-edition/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-02T17:35:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/03/01/now-hes-a-drunk-nazi-socialist-kenyan-muslim/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-03T00:15:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/26/pga-tour-officially-out-of-sponsors/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-26T19:15:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/26/ed-schultz-wants-to-rip-out-dick-cheneys-heart-and-eat-it/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-26T20:03:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/26/carly-simon-thinks-david-geffen-is-so-vain/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-27T16:31:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/25/dumb-baseball-headline-of-the-day/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-26T01:28:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/24/killer-whale-you-guessed-it-kills-a-guy/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-25T16:12:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/24/if-only-american-ads-were-this-ballsy/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-24T20:36:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/24/being-fat-good-for-stopping-bullets/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-24T19:38:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/24/gun-nuts-still-afraid-of-unarmed-black-man/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-24T16:57:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/24/john-boehner-chairman-of-house-party-crashing-caucus/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-24T15:16:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/23/orly-taitz-appeals-to-un-for-protection-from-persecution/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-24T00:05:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/23/gop-rep-steve-king-loves-terrorism/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-23T20:51:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/23/john-boehner-needs-a-goldilocks-wig/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-12T03:44:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/23/everything-you-need-to-know-about-cpac/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-23T16:14:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/22/quittins-in-the-palin-blood/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-22T23:16:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/22/news-shocker-joe-lieberman-not-being-an-asshole-about-something/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-22T19:52:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/22/actual-gop-gripe-obama-killing-too-many-terrorists/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-23T16:31:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/22/the-highlight-of-cpac-gay-bashing/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-22T16:37:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/21/sarah-palin-even-bad-at-photoshop/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-21T22:53:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/19/but-were-still-gonna-live-blog-it/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-20T19:20:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/19/papa-was-a-rolling-stone-and-jesus-was-a-flaming-mo/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-22T15:08:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/19/faith-based-education-in-action/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-09T05:30:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/about/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-19T18:44:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/19/countdown-to-tigers-public-whatever-it-is/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-19T13:28:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/18/teabaggers-momentarily-excited/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-19T19:20:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/18/hows-that-bush-tax-cut-working-again/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-19T12:15:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/18/obama-soft-on-terror-by-capturing-every-terrorist/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-18T15:12:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/17/tea-party-poll-file-under-duh/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-17T22:08:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/17/bob-barr-very-concerned-about-witches-seriously/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-17T18:54:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/17/mccain-opponent-not-a-birther-just-concerned-about-identity-theft/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-18T05:17:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/16/biden-straight-cold-rooting-for-canada/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-17T22:07:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/16/olympic-hooligan-attacks-mittens-romney/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-17T00:32:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/15/utah-cranking-out-next-generation-of-gop-leaders/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-15T22:52:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/15/impeach-obama-billboard-not-calling-for-impeachment/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-16T14:10:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/12/new-hampshire-state-legislator-misses-the-point-on-same-sex-marriage/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-16T17:47:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/12/oh-look-climategate-was-retarded/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-16T04:53:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/11/why-the-unwashed-masses-love-sarah-palin/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-24T18:03:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/11/famous-celebrity-video-of-the-day/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-11T19:59:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/11/john-boehner-just-hates-getting-what-he-wants/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-11T21:27:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/10/republicans-grasping-at-straws-with-latest-terrorism-fauxtrage/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-10T21:30:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/10/mike-enzi-wants-to-insult-you-but-cant-speak-english/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-10T21:16:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/09/good-news-in-alabama-for-mike-huckabee/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-09T17:36:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/09/politico-headline-stating-the-obvious/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-09T16:58:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/09/your-mass-transit-is-racist/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-09T22:20:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/09/gop-threatens-to-take-toys-go-home/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-10T23:42:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/08/gop-the-party-of-wall-street-fat-cats/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-09T14:18:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/08/is-this-story-about-shackletons-whiskey-a-real-story-2/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-08T17:31:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/08/rahm-apologizes-finally/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-08T16:55:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/08/sigh-the-end-of-a-great-campaign/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-08T15:08:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/07/sarah-palin-doesnt-need-elitist-teleprompters/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-16T00:29:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/05/heckuva-pick-brownie/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-05T21:49:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/05/worst-first-quote-in-a-news-story-ever/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-05T18:31:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/05/today-in-why-washington-is-broken/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-05T17:14:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/05/enough-with-the-stupid-cute-kids-in-tv-commercials-ok/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-05T16:44:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/05/lt-gov-candidate-uses-the-old-i-was-on-steroids-defense/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-05T19:32:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/04/since-lately-were-talking-shitty-movies-how-about-that-new-kevin-smith-pic-cop-out/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-04T16:55:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/04/biden-gives-away-entire-plot-of-avatar/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-04T14:49:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/03/the-john-edwardselizabeth-edwards-thing-has-got-to-stop/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-03T22:27:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/03/the-definitive-article-about-why-the-oscars-suck/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-13T03:51:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/03/meanwhile-as-washington-bickered-over-nonsense/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-03T14:51:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/02/so-now-the-gays-can-openly-take-a-bullet-in-afghanistan-maybe/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-03T17:13:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/02/its-groundhog-day-everywhere-but-alaska/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-04T19:06:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/02/the-day-rahm-was-mean-to-sweet-baby-trig/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-02T23:52:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/02/new-gop-ideas-same-as-old-gop-ideas/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-02T15:38:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/01/michael-steele-answers-the-question-no-one-was-asking/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-02T03:25:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/01/so-maybe-the-house-republicans-arent-so-bad-after-all/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-01T18:47:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/02/01/hooray-for-bipartisanship/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-23T03:29:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/02/what-really-is-the-problem-with-gay-marriage/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-30T17:29:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/29/some-country-for-old-men-is-famous/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-29T20:54:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/29/this-is-what-a-president-sounds-like/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-29T22:13:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/29/sen-nude-model-just-being-a-dick-now/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-29T16:31:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/29/rudy-giuliani-delusional-or-just-really-stupid/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-29T15:34:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/28/ugh-the-schuster-brietbart-yell-off/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-28T22:10:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/28/r-i-p-j-d-salinger/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-28T20:18:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/28/wow-im-younger-than-the-deer-i-just-shot/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-29T16:47:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/28/everyone-in-congress-is-a-child/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-29T04:03:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/28/chris-matthews-forgot-obama-was-black-no-big-deal/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-28T17:14:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/27/and-the-republican-response-uh-guess/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-28T17:13:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/27/the-state-of-our-union-is-eh-its-been-better/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-28T17:08:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/27/pass-the-damn-bill/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-27T21:09:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/27/john-edwards-jockeying-for-job-at-scfom/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-27T21:11:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/26/acorn-pimp-arrested-for-bugging-senators-phone/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-28T21:26:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/26/the-shape-of-things-to-come/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-27T22:35:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/26/germans-maybe-up-to-no-good/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-27T20:02:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/26/children-finally-safe-from-fancy-book-learnin/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-27T16:05:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/26/indonesians-just-as-stupidself-centeredmyopic-as-americans/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-26T17:41:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/26/well-this-is-a-head-scratcher/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-26T14:54:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/25/obama-skipping-jury-duty-for-some-reason/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-26T19:11:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/25/is-obama-still-reading-from-his-teleprompters/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-25T17:45:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/22/fox-news-channels-all-of-america/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-22T21:17:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/22/democrats-summed-up-in-a-single-joke/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-22T22:26:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/22/yay-now-the-gop-is-ponying-up-bogus-charges-of-sexism/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-22T15:22:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/22/breaking-down-obamas-shortcomings-further/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-22T14:43:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/21/judicial-activists-overturn-100-years-of-precedent/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-21T17:07:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/21/slimy-lawyer-admits-the-obvious/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-21T17:14:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/20/so-maybe-white-men-can-jump/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-21T00:43:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/20/obama-blaming-innocent-animals-for-election-loss/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-20T21:21:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/20/what-browns-win-really-means/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-25T17:43:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/20/senator-elect-nude-model-declared-president/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-20T16:59:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/19/serena-williams-proves-shes-the-worst-person-in-sports/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-19T22:16:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/19/heres-a-wonderful-analogy/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-19T22:26:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/19/pants-on-the-ground/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-19T17:56:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/19/good-thing-you-bought-all-those-guns-nerds/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-07T17:35:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/17/nude-model-does-not-like-being-quoted-accurately/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-17T21:31:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/15/fat-guy-quits-twitter-doesnt-get-twatting/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-15T20:36:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/15/facebook-to-the-rescue-not-really/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-15T20:09:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/15/famous-quitter-to-advise-on-achievement/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-15T19:49:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/15/texas-too-smart-to-accept-federal-education-dollars/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-15T16:03:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/14/non-existent-god-help-us-gingrich-considers-running-for-president/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-15T16:01:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/14/famous-bay-stater-giuliani-to-campaign-for-nude-model/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-14T21:00:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/14/a-message-we-endorse-from-the-good-people-at-gawker/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-14T18:53:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/14/harry-reid-not-just-mean-to-negroes/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-14T17:38:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/14/uh-oh-hes-deadio/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-14T22:30:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/13/great-news-for-people-who-hate-distracted-drivers/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-13T21:25:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/13/breaking-clarence-thomas-almost-said-something/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-26T01:21:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/13/peter-welch-american-hero/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-13T22:22:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/13/sarah-pants-on-fire-palin-disputes-books-facts/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-13T18:55:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/13/new-york-times-asking-the-wrong-question-about-filmmaking/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-13T18:23:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/13/chuck-norris-discovers-obamas-secret-vault/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-13T22:22:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/12/morgan-freeman-also-not-amused-by-the-word-negro/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-12T20:01:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/12/u-s-straight-cold-talkin-shit/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-12T18:00:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/12/teabaggers-unleash-secret-weapon-ms-paint/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-12T15:09:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/11/breaking-mcgwire-admits-steroid-use/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-12T04:03:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/11/fox-news-taking-steps-to-raise-credibility/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-11T22:11:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/11/palin-thought-her-vp-candidacy-was-gods-plan/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-12T11:47:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/11/and-rod-blagojevich-should-resign-from-the-apprentice/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-31T21:17:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/08/we-blame-tarantino-for-this-for-it-was-he-who-revitalized-travoltas-career/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-08T21:39:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/08/shock-palin-folksiness-hides-stupidity/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-09T15:00:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/08/911-primer-it-happened-under-bush/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-08T17:21:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/07/every-time-sarah-palin-speaks-the-terrorists-win-and-kittens-die/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-07T21:58:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/07/so-this-seems-like-a-step-down/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-08T14:55:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/07/barack-obama-ass-kicker/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-07T21:57:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/07/dolphins-are-people-too-you-guys/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-08T14:56:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/07/peter-orszag-just-boning-everyone/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-07T15:35:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/06/just-a-reminder-that-glenn-beck-is-an-evil-opportunist/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-06T20:08:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/06/the-bat-shit-crazy-apple-doesnt-fall-far-from-the-tree/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-06T18:55:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/06/oh-noes-everyone-in-politics-retired/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-06T16:01:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/05/fatties-need-not-apply-to-dating-site/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-05T20:00:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/05/fox-news-demotes-obama-to-congressman/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-05T18:22:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/05/teabaggers-planning-next-failed-protest/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-06T03:20:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/04/white-house-open-to-pretty-much-anyone/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-05T01:52:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/04/brit-hume-thinks-tiger-woods-would-be-better-off-as-a-christian/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-05T17:23:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2010/01/04/latest-ghey-gop-talking-point-is-ghey/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-04T15:36:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/31/newspaper-editors-all-on-vacation/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-05T17:10:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/31/free-republic-testing-gods-goodness/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-31T17:57:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/30/rush-limbaugh-rushed-to-hospital/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-31T04:33:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/30/lisa-carter-writes-the-sentence-of-the-decade/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-31T16:58:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/30/gop-employs-shocking-double-standard/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-30T15:19:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/29/karl-rove-available-for-dating/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-29T21:15:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/29/jim-demint-responsible-for-terrorist-lighting-his-legs-on-fire/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-29T18:12:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/29/orly-taitz-wants-you-to-shoot-someone/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-31T01:08:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/28/charlie-sheen-still-a-scumbag/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-29T02:50:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/24/happy-kwanzaa-from-scfom/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-29T18:42:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/23/crazy-person-thinks-he-killed-jim-inhofe/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-24T03:11:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/22/barack-obama-just-wants-hugs-for-christmas-thanks/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-25T20:41:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/22/michael-steele-officially-a-meme/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-22T15:24:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/21/update-teens-still-incredibly-stupid/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-21T21:07:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/21/lying-liar-sarah-palin-awarded-lie-of-the-year/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-21T19:59:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/21/sen-coburn-institutes-own-death-panel/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-21T16:30:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/18/sock-puppet-joe-lieberman-as-big-a-douche-as-real-lieberman/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-18T21:10:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/18/meanwhile-on-joe-liebermans-facebook-page/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-18T19:45:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/18/sarah-palin-quits-again/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-18T20:07:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/17/al-franken-tells-joe-lieberdouche-to-stfu/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-18T00:57:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/17/sarah-palin-did-something-else-stupid/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-18T03:22:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/17/thats-what-tiger-wants-too/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-17T21:57:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/17/jesus-going-back-in-womb-if-you-dont-fill-out-census/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-17T17:39:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/17/lets-teabag-all-the-way-to-washington/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-17T15:00:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/16/hoosierboy/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-17T15:27:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/16/the-worst-debate-ever-in-the-history-of-journalism/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-19T19:29:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/16/chuck-schumer-said-a-bad-word/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-16T22:08:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/16/stop-fighting-dirty/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-16T15:57:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/15/fat-americans-too-stupid-for-sex-but-having-it-anyway/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-29T11:21:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/16/r-i-p-oral-roberts/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-16T14:29:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/16/chuck-norris-under-obamas-plan-mary-wouldve-aborted-jesus/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-16T19:45:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/15/breaking-gays-ok-in-dc/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-15T20:09:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/15/breaking-snow-in-denmark/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-15T18:14:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/15/the-greatest-show-ever-in-the-history-of-television/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-15T15:55:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/14/lieberdouche-for-medicare-buy-in-before-he-was-against-it/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-15T02:13:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/14/the-day-we-realized-rolling-stone-was-full-of-shit/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-14T22:12:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/14/its-all-about-lieberdouche/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-14T19:33:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/14/they-report-we-decide/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-14T19:52:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/14/will-you-move-closer-so-i-can-protest-you/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-14T19:54:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/11/linguistics-lesson-no-1/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-11T23:08:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/11/what-about-chicken/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-21T15:54:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/11/its-funny-because-hes-a-crackhead/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-11T18:55:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/11/oh-glenn-beck-youre-such-an-asshole/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-14T18:31:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/11/start-playing-jazz-or-ill-call-the-cops/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-11T22:41:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/11/breaking-least-surprising-news-ever/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-11T17:35:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/10/washington-post-max-baucus-is-a-dork/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-10T22:02:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/10/matt-drudge-not-even-trying-anymore/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-10T21:35:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/10/youll-sing-carols-and-like-it-damn-it/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-11T17:28:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/10/apparently-being-black-is-a-high-crime%e2%80%a6/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-19T00:47:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/10/stfu-dick-cheney/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-10T18:59:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/10/new-jersey-lawmakers-blink/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-10T18:06:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/10/gop-trying-to-be-purer-whiter/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-10T16:30:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/09/good-morning-america-is-actually-going-to-get-worse/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-10T16:40:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/09/fisher-price-hates-children/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-09T23:08:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/09/can-americans-even-remember-what-they-had-for-breakfast/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-09T20:21:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/09/who-says-there-arent-any-good-hanukkah-songs/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-09T16:05:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/08/in-case-you-needed-more-proof-that-sarah-palins-followers-are-retarded/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-08T20:57:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/08/some-perspctive-on-climate-change/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-08T22:33:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/08/tigers-family-maximizing-bad-press/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-08T23:43:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/08/harry-reid-bad-at-metaphors/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-08T16:04:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/07/ugh-climategate/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-12T21:32:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/07/maybe-this-bus-crash-is-the-first-leg-of-weezers-demise-tour/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-07T18:47:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/07/the-secret-behind-slim-fast/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-07T17:13:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/07/walnuts-says-something-true/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-07T15:46:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/06/sarah-palin-racist/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-06T20:02:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/04/another-shameful-joe-biden-gaffe/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-04T20:03:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/04/worst-headline-of-the-day/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-04T18:06:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/04/everything-thats-wrong-with-america/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-04T17:27:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/04/palin-policies-based-entirely-on-spite/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-07T13:02:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/03/frosty-the-inappropriate-snowman-2/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-03T22:15:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/03/a-tale-of-two-stories/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-03T21:50:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/03/more-flying-news-from-fat-america/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-03T22:27:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/03/sarah-palin-great-friend-to-the-bowling-industry/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-03T17:21:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/03/dan-savage-on-what-the-institution-of-marriage-means/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-03T17:18:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/03/scfom-has-your-christmas-gift-ideas/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-03T16:34:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/02/sarah-palin-wordsmith/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-02T20:51:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/02/tiger-issues-meh-statement/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-02T19:49:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/01/michele-bachmann-not-even-trying-to-make-sense-anymore/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-01T21:27:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/01/shoe-tossed-at-shoe-tosser-before-shoe-tussle/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-01T20:06:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/01/not-so-instant-karmas-gonna-get-you/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-01T18:46:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/01/uh-oh-tiger-has-advice-for-obama/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-01T18:09:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/01/wait-john-wooden-wasnt-a-cheyenne-indian/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-01T21:44:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/12/01/obama-hates-all-things-wonderful/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-01T16:38:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/30/now-watch-this-majestic-old-tree-die/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-30T20:20:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/30/tennis-justice-served-into-the-net/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-14T17:47:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/30/anthony-michael-hall-did-what/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-30T16:39:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/30/the-time-we-agreed-with-ed-rollins/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-30T16:26:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/30/all-you-need-to-know-about-sarah-palin/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-30T14:25:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/27/best-golfer-ever-injured-in-car-accident/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-28T13:54:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/27/happy-post-thanksgiving-day-of-fasting/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-27T20:24:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/26/happy-thanksgiving/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-26T18:39:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/25/mtv-to-italian-americans-suck-it/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-25T23:09:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/25/ten-bucks-says-he-flees-the-country/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-25T21:55:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/25/they-be-rough-riders-filled-with-christs-love/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-25T20:05:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/25/what-lou-dobbs-meant-is-that-he-loves-latinos/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-25T16:25:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/24/193-percent-of-republicans-stoked-for-2012/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-25T14:57:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/23/more-sarah-palin-news-from-real-fat-america/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-01T20:27:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/23/ha-redhead-beaten-deservedly-for-being-a-redhead/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-23T18:27:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/23/comedy-vacuum-kristen-wiig-makes-a-bad-sketch-worse/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-30T16:30:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/23/servicing-the-debt-is-funny-until-you-look-at-the-numbers/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-23T16:03:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/23/obama-president-or-jihad/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-24T19:21:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/21/teabagger-movie-not-about-teabagging/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-21T13:35:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/20/and-adult-and-a-child-and-one-of-them-hates-gays/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-20T19:42:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/19/texas-all-marriage-is-gay-marriage-and-therefore-illegal/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-19T18:34:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/19/the-family-that-prays-together-is-insane-together/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-19T18:42:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/18/christian-conservatives-praying-for-obama-to-die/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-18T23:59:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/18/sarah-palins-fans-are-really-stupid/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-23T17:19:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/18/noted-israel-expert-sarah-palin-prophesies-apocalypse/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-18T23:55:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/18/mccain-camp-yeah-sarah-palins-a-liar/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-18T18:01:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/18/worst-ninja-ever/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-18T16:41:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/17/biden-motorcade-driven-by-asian-women/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-18T03:20:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/17/that-sex-tape-lady-should-be-in-congress/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-18T00:21:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/17/human-faces-in-the-health-care-quagmire/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-18T00:24:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/17/hide-mike-bloombergs-daughters/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-17T22:55:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/17/palin-most-tortured-persecuted-victimized-person-ever/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-18T00:23:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/17/giuliani-having-quite-a-debate-with-himself/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-17T16:06:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/16/the-bow-heard-round-the-world/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-17T00:57:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/16/live-blogging-palin-oprah-sexxy-time/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-16T22:22:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/16/an-important-reminder-from-some-country-for-old-men/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-16T18:01:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/14/palin-for-change-before-she-was-against-it/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-14T14:52:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/11/fox-is-the-new-gotcha-media/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-14T14:34:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/13/couric-more-pathetic-than-palin/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-13T21:46:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/13/what-not-to-wear-not-even-trying/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-13T21:32:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/13/maybe-sarah-palin-really-does-write-her-own-facebook-posts/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-13T21:05:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/13/christians-will-murder-you-for-not-believing-in-god/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-14T02:17:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/12/barack-obama-is-the-missing-911-hijacker/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-21T01:13:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/12/hannity-to-stewart-sorry-jon-im-a-dick/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-13T03:08:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/12/its-a-bra-and-a-putting-green/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-12T23:13:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/12/guess-which-other-movie-were-not-going-to-see/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-12T21:14:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/12/wwjd-deny-the-homeless-shelter-if-gays-can-marry/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-13T21:43:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/12/gays-so-awful-they-shouldnt-be-able-to-bury-each-other/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-13T07:56:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/11/joe-biden-killed-a-guy/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-12T01:32:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/11/look-ma-no-hands/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-12T02:32:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/11/yeah-its-a-news-organization/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-11T21:23:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/10/theres-only-one-bono/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-11T18:41:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/10/things-more-fun-than-reading-the-palin-memoir/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-10T21:05:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/10/our-long-national-nightmare-is-over/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-10T14:55:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/09/matt-drudge-has-a-scoop-yall/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-17T22:58:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/09/headline-of-the-day/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-09T19:15:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/09/happy-berlin-wall-day/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-10T01:47:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/09/lieberman-not-jumping-to-conclusions-except-this-time/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-09T16:32:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/09/we-hate-kristen-wiig-part-ii/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-18T00:40:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/08/house-passes-hr-3962-with-220-votes/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-09T17:06:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/08/this-is-a-new-low/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-08T20:31:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/06/guess-which-movie-were-not-going-to-see/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-06T22:59:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/06/the-steak-comes-with-a-side-of-my-butt/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-06T21:45:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/06/obama-bffs-with-fort-hood-shooter/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-16T16:24:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/06/jon-stewart-does-a-mean-glenn-beck/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-06T16:12:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/05/a-victory-for-humanity/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-06T04:50:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/05/its-a-trap/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-05T22:16:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/05/charlie-crist-has-special-pants/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-06T19:57:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/05/you-people-are-gross/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-05T19:24:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/04/today-in-wtf/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-04T23:13:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/04/joe-wilson-only-likes-one-syllable-words/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-04T21:51:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/04/youve-been-rebuked-barack-obama/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-04T17:31:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/27/oh-scientology-yer-still-so-crazy/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-04T16:38:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/04/maine-latest-state-to-legally-discriminate/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-05T13:52:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/03/everyone-hates-barack-obama/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-03T21:54:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/03/atlanta-retarded/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-08T17:51:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/03/guess-what-were-not-gonna-read/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-03T15:56:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/02/health-care-way-worse-than-terrorism/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-03T22:13:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/02/michele-bachmann-still-insane/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-02T21:44:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/02/stop-having-kids-mel-gibson/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-02T21:26:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/11/02/cash-for-clunkers-was-such-an-epic-fail/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-02T16:44:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/31/christopher-walken-lady-gaga/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-01T00:34:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/30/stop-using-the-word-penned/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-30T22:50:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/30/were-talkin-death-panels-again/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-30T16:01:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/29/white-trash-war-continues/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-30T01:28:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/29/wtf-ladies-are-you-all-lesbians/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-29T15:55:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/28/is-it-wrong-for-us-to-hate-a-third-grader-so-much/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-28T22:52:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/28/funny-or-die-should-be-renamed-or-die/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-30T19:15:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/28/grayson-wimps-out/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-28T16:00:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/27/lieberdouche-putting-the-douche-in-lieberdouche/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-27T20:02:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/27/carly-simon-not-satisfied-with-scary-teeth/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-27T19:18:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/27/george-w-bush-president-asshole-motivational-speaker/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-28T02:15:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/27/al-franken-is-still-funny/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-27T16:12:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/26/josh-fernandez-saves-journalism/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-27T15:28:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/26/barack-obama-slowing-down-play/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-26T13:52:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/23/so-this-is-fair-and-balanced/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-23T20:32:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/23/basically-im-looking-for-a-double-amputee/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-26T15:52:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/23/harry-reid-decides-its-time-to-get-tough/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-23T15:02:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/03/the-greatest-birther-video-of-them-all/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-22T22:46:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/22/you-shouldnt-drive-a-la-z-boy-drunk/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-22T19:04:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/22/the-meow-mix-jingle-is-torture/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-22T18:08:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/22/fox-news-war-on-the-white-house/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-26T16:41:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/21/a-wwii-vet-talks-about-freedom/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-21T16:30:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/21/michael-steele-doesnt-even-care-if-youre-a-republican/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-21T15:54:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/20/your-premise-it-is-flawed/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-20T18:57:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/20/fox-news-spurs-government-expansion/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-20T16:01:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/19/wall-street-journal-up-to-no-good/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-19T19:58:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/19/now-this-is-a-death-panel/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-19T18:43:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/19/judd-gregg-awakens-from-8-year-slumber/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-19T21:28:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/16/is-nothing-sacred-balloon-boy/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-16T17:05:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/16/from-the-mouths-of-babes-or-something/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-16T16:14:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/15/stop-lying-meghan-mccain/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-18T00:31:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/15/rush-limbaugh-whiny-liberal/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-15T20:00:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/15/we-traced-the-phone-call/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-17T13:14:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/15/republicans-ok-with-rape/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-15T13:25:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/14/republicans-responsible-for-everything-awesome-ever/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-14T21:40:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/14/michael-steele-no-longer-interested-in-what-up/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-14T15:33:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/14/about-that-job-you-have-it-sucks/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-14T14:37:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/13/dick-cheney-spawn-just-as-evil-as-dick-cheney/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-13T21:59:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/12/fat-is-the-new-black/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-25T17:03:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/13/michael-steele-wants-to-know-what-up/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-13T18:10:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/13/lets-hope-shes-a-better-dentist/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-13T17:43:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/13/so-thats-why-cnn-sucks/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-13T14:31:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/12/now-were-mad-obama-didnt-win-the-nobel-prize/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-12T19:38:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/09/mike-huckabee-stop-being-stupid/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-10T03:45:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/08/limbaugh-makes-decisions-the-way-a-5-year-old-does/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-09T22:53:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/09/threat-to-america/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-10T16:39:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/09/if-you-disagree-with-obama-youre-literally-a-terrorist/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-09T23:30:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/09/fat-americas-new-mascot/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-09T18:06:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/09/enough-with-the-civil-unions-vs-same-sex-marriage/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-09T20:12:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/06/michele-bachmann-comes-through-with-the-crazy/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-08T21:05:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/08/omg-this-is-a-girl-fight/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-26T01:34:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/08/sexy-kate-beckinsale-video-we-dont-get-it/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-07T15:59:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/08/levi-johnston-also-going-rogue/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-08T15:44:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/07/jesus-had-nothing-to-do-with-your-interception/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-09T17:33:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/07/so-why-arent-there-gays-in-the-military/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-07T12:27:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/06/how-about-another-biden/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-06T17:08:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/05/at-least-fake-obama-is-proud-of-his-record/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-05T21:52:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/05/the-republican-governors-association-has-lost-it/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-05T21:20:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/05/signs-the-world-is-ending-mcdonalds-to-open-at-the-louvre/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-05T17:52:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/05/bears-beets-battlestar-gallactica/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-05T16:19:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/02/yay-america-had-a-bad-day/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-02T19:49:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/02/palin-is-mondale-with-a-vagina/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-03T19:19:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/02/letterman-extortion-story-good-for-gawker/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-02T16:37:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/02/rogue-sarah-palins-book-cover-revealed/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-02T16:36:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/02/david-letterman-sexy-mannobodys-fool/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-02T15:43:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/01/scfom-under-attack/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-01T19:31:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/01/glenn-beck-making-it-too-easy/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-02T01:47:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/01/know-who-else-is-terrible-the-democrats/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-02T00:50:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/30/obama-in-the-pocket-of-big-america/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-30T23:46:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/30/did-tom-friedman-say-something-that-makes-sense/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-30T15:08:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/29/today-in-roman-polanski/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-29T20:12:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/29/sarah-palin-proud-of-being-dishonest/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-01T00:09:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/28/congratulations-on-knowing-how-to-have-sex/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-29T00:42:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/28/this-is-not-what-facebook-is-for/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-28T21:09:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/28/we-hate-kristen-wiig/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-31T10:33:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/28/someone-is-offering-this-table-as-a-legit-poll/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-28T18:20:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/28/mike-huckabee-is-hungry-cranky-fat/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-28T17:53:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/26/its-pronounced-lay-zee/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-27T03:16:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/25/americans-still-unsure-about-health-care-still-stupid/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-25T21:16:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/25/this-is-just-devastating-for-obama/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-28T19:26:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/25/theres-something-new-to-say-about-cupcakes/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-25T15:15:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/24/know-who-else-liked-sugar-hitler/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-24T20:34:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/23/south-carolina-still-fighting-the-civil-war/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-23T21:14:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/22/inspirational-infidelity/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-22T20:40:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/22/this-man-is-against-gay-marriage/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-23T19:08:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/22/can-we-stop-all-the-vampire-bullshit/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-22T17:13:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/21/maybe-nickelback-was-already-booked/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-21T14:45:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/18/the-ultimate-smackdown/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-18T18:37:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/17/who-would-we-be-if-we-didnt-beat-the-joe-wilson-thing-to-death/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-17T20:01:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/17/oh-we-wish/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-17T15:06:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/16/good-news-for-people-who-have-horrible-bosses/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-17T15:19:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/16/its-christmas-morning-for-nerds/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-16T15:31:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/15/but-kanye-is-a-jackass/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-15T14:24:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/14/another-1980s-star-dies/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-15T01:14:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/14/how-long-till-joe-wilson-starts-sticking-out-his-tongue/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-14T15:31:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/11/joe-wilson-learns-to-apologize-from-petulant-teens/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-11T20:59:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/10/guess-who-receives-government-run-health-care/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-30T05:20:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/10/joe-wilson-future-of-the-republican-party/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-12T02:49:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/09/best-glenn-beck-inspired-web-prank-ever/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-16T20:44:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/08/oh-please-who-doesnt-murder-people/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-08T20:14:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/08/the-onion-agrees-with-us-tarantinos-a-douche/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-08T19:27:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/07/happy-labor-day-everyones-retarded/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-07T16:58:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/04/the-harmless-loner-did-what/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-04T16:09:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/03/today-in-reasoned-debate/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-04T02:00:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/02/hey-mcfly/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-02T22:11:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/02/top-5-worst-endorsements-of-all-time/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-03T14:54:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/01/your-ice-cream-is-gay/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-01T21:24:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/09/01/do-not-watch-this-video/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-02T02:19:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/31/farmer-ted-speaks-the-truth/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-31T14:55:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/30/this-guy-isnt-a-racist/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-30T16:49:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/28/liar-angry-that-media-keeps-investigating-his-claims-for-evidence-of-further-lies/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-28T20:16:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/27/the-case-against-quentin-tarantino/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-08T20:10:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/27/mike-bloomberg-cant-find-his-skybox/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-27T17:00:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/26/joe-biden-on-ted-kennedy/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-27T14:31:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/26/rip-ted-kennedy/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-30T00:04:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/25/time-com-editor-not-reading-time-com/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-25T16:41:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/24/nebraska-and-rhode-island-not-fat-enough/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-24T20:39:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/21/the-death-panel-smoking-gun/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-26T16:19:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/21/students-still-idealistic-supremely-naive/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-26T15:09:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/20/her-name-is-pamela-pilger/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-22T19:08:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/20/wtf-elizabeth-edwards/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-20T16:34:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/20/wait-theres-a-new-mexico/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-20T15:03:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/20/go-it-alone-already/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-21T01:34:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/19/lets-talk-about-balls-barney-frank-edition/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-20T17:07:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/18/bring-back-arrested-development/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-18T20:41:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/18/go-away-brett-favre/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-18T20:11:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/18/hip-to-be-fat-my-ass/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-18T18:05:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/17/wait-people-are-saying-nonsense-on-twitter/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-18T12:46:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/17/misleading-headline-of-the-day/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-18T15:44:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/17/tom-delay-dancing/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-17T17:25:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/14/sarah-palin-needs-a-hobby/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-16T21:17:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/14/yikes-worst-injury-ever/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-14T18:14:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/14/anal-surgery-robs-glenn-beck-of-memory/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-14T15:05:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/14/theres-historical-precedent-for-pee-being-awesome/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-14T14:44:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/14/pee-saves-journalism/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-28T17:23:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/13/omg-its-bedlam-behind-the-scenes-at-the-today-show/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-14T15:07:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/12/study-men-will-sleep-with-pretty-much-anyone/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-15T23:16:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/12/who-aint-afraid-of-no-wingnuts/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-14T17:45:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/12/r-i-p-eunice-kennedy-shriver/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-12T18:37:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/12/english-people-just-as-polite-about-drugs-as-everything-else/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-12T15:37:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/12/michael-jackson-r-i-p/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-12T13:55:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/11/guns-presidents-bad-things/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-12T16:19:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/11/yay-the-jim-crow-south-is-back/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-11T20:13:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/11/so-what-will-tonights-town-hall-meeting-look-like/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-11T18:32:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/11/limbaugh-soooo-misunderstood/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-11T18:29:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/10/why-does-nancy-pelosi-need-a-fighter-jet/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-11T14:01:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/10/aint-that-the-truth/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-10T21:03:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/10/our-moms-are-in-the-paper/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-10T20:49:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/10/vladimir-lenin-kills-again/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-10T18:11:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/10/this-is-actually-the-front-page-of-the-indianapolis-star/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-10T18:05:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/08/has-anyone-e-mailed-the-white-house-about-palin/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-08T21:35:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/07/so-long-war-on-terror/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-07T18:52:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/07/so-the-white-house-has-an-enemies-list/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-11T14:12:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/06/rush-limbaugh-back-on-the-oxy/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-07T18:55:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/06/john-hughes-is-dead-at-59/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-07T02:32:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/06/senate-nearsing-vote-on-sotomayor/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-06T17:18:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/06/we-dont-promote-or-condone-attacks-on-web-sites/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-07T15:58:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/05/the-truth-is-so-scary/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-07T16:26:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/05/john-mccain-needs-to-shut-up/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-05T18:30:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/04/obama-is-the-anti-christ-says-jesus/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-04T20:22:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/04/is-this-over-yet/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-05T22:05:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/03/make-believe-job/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-03T21:58:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/08/03/your-questions-are-retarded-tunku/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-05T19:29:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/31/the-numbers-are-in-on-birthers/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-06T21:16:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/30/its-new-years-eve-but-stupid/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-30T20:58:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/30/all-problems-apparently-solved/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-03T20:05:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/30/were-in-trouble-twitter/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-30T17:20:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/29/not-news-alert-the-words-in-on-presidential-brew/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-30T14:37:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/29/worst-ad-ever/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-30T00:57:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/29/chuck-grassleys-twitter-goes-rogue/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-03T20:15:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/29/new-york-city-solves-homeless-problem/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-30T17:08:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/29/this-is-why-california-is-bankrupt/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-29T18:23:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/29/ny-times-making-up-trends/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-29T20:34:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/28/omg-is-sarah-palin-still-talking/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-29T02:15:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/28/women-need-to-stop-liking-sports/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-03T20:20:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/27/white-house-addresses-the-birther-nonsense/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-29T02:04:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/24/news-flash-gordon-liddy-think-obamas-an-illegal/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-29T02:17:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/22/we-heart-chris-matthews/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-24T04:26:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/23/omg-make-it-all-stop/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-24T04:25:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/23/senator-playing-politics-cant-believe/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-25T19:01:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/23/hey-thanks-for-the-head/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-23T22:22:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/23/birthers-last-stand/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-23T16:02:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/22/new-threat-hot-dogs/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-22T22:18:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/21/checking-in-with-old-man-grassley/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-21T21:06:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/21/todays-dumbest-and-most-misleading-headline-post-about-politics/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-21T20:20:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/20/officially-beating-a-dead-horse/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-23T14:11:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/20/today-in-important-ham-news/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-20T21:16:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/20/youll-never-do-anything-this-awesome/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-21T03:21:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/17/lede-of-the-day/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-17T19:52:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/17/in-praise-of-the-greatest-depression/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-17T15:27:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/16/the-worst-thing-weve-ever-read/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-16T17:49:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/15/jesus-son-not-as-nice-as-jesus/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-15T20:12:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/15/old-man-bites-tenderly/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-15T19:15:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/14/the-rumor-that-wont-die/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-23T03:05:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/14/obama-fails-at-life/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-20T22:17:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/14/bill-clinton-back-same-sex-marriage/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-14T21:38:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/14/picture-of-the-day-2/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-14T16:29:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/14/best-kidnappers-ever/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-14T15:30:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/13/comments-better-than-story-at-ajc-com/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-18T13:46:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/13/this-is-actually-happening-on-time-com/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-13T17:46:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/13/whats-this-about-fat-flight-attendants/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-13T15:30:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/09/obamas-a-socialist-maybe/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-11T22:07:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/10/alt-weekly-cover-of-the-week/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-10T17:25:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/10/nancy-pelosi-reduced-to-quashing-michael-jackson-legislation/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-10T15:00:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/10/picture-of-the-day/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-10T04:07:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/08/and-you-thought-your-childhood-was-rough/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-09T03:08:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/07/omg-its-040506-070809/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-08T18:00:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/06/midgets-dont-want-to-be-called-midgets/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-08T16:18:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/03/palin-takes-first-step-toward-white-house/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-06T15:33:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/03/guns-dont-kill-people/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-08T20:21:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/03/happy-independence-day/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-03T20:07:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/02/michele-bachmann-goes-full-retard/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-06T03:51:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/02/were-all-gonna-die/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-02T17:12:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/07/01/everyone-in-the-south-is-a-big-fat-slob/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-01T21:41:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/30/tiny-state-big-racist-name-by-law/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-02T22:11:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/30/ah-the-cheapening-of-death/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-30T21:04:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/29/finally-the-gop-achieves-victory/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-01T14:52:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/29/breaking-white-men-support-white-men/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-29T20:00:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/25/michael-jackson-dead/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-26T21:39:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/26/were-on-the-michael-jackson-bandwagon/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-27T23:10:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/25/sarah-palin-fauxtraged-at-altered-photo/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-26T16:53:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/25/today-in-stop-scaring-me/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-26T00:27:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/23/where-are-torontos-black-people/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-24T20:23:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/24/kids-with-cancer-as-dumb-as-healthy-kids/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-25T11:58:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/23/remember-when-videos-were-good/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-23T20:35:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/22/governor-disappears-no-one-cares/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-22T21:47:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/22/youre-fired-everybodys-fuckin-fired/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-22T23:12:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/18/pot-calls-kettle-black/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-19T21:29:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/19/indiana-attorney-found-asleep-in-trash-can/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-19T20:23:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/19/omg-girl-fight/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-19T14:08:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/18/peta-guilty-of-cruelty-to-humans/</loc><lastmod>2010-02-02T15:37:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/17/these-are-real-people/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-25T13:42:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/17/slow-news-day-in-la/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-19T16:53:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/17/pray-for-monica-conyers/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-17T19:42:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/16/indiana-on-the-cutting-edge/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-18T15:48:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/16/something-weirds-happening-in-spokane/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-06T21:20:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/15/scfom-slams-lazy-headlines/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-15T22:06:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/15/happy-birthday-scfom/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-15T22:30:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/12/paging-dick-cheney/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-13T01:40:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/12/texas-wants-to-protect-execute-its-mentally-challenged/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-12T22:00:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/11/well-somebody-wanted-her-dead/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-12T18:04:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/11/dear-texas-you-may-leave-now/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-22T22:31:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/10/sucks-to-be-california/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-10T22:10:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/09/today-in-crazy-people-related-to-angelina-jolie/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-10T21:51:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/10/is-that-the-new-criphone/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-10T20:59:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/10/peta-decides-its-not-irrelevant-enough/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-23T01:47:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/08/tonys-1-bret-michaels-0/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-09T20:54:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/09/starbucks-doesnt-care-for-its-bargain-prices/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-13T03:56:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/09/today-in-crazy-assassination-threats/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-14T23:16:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/09/the-wacky-walnuts-tweets/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-09T20:25:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/08/disappointing-aaarrrticle-of-the-day/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-08T17:08:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/05/this-week-in-irrational-fear/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-08T14:22:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/05/cupcakes-recession-proof/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-05T21:43:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/04/racist-says-he-may-look-past-judges-racism/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-12T14:59:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/04/special-olympics-fail/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-31T03:23:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/03/so-thats-why-the-mets-are-terrible/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-03T17:50:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/03/first-dog-bo-hates-liberal-media/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-05T18:20:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/03/newest-threat-cell-phone-elbow/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-03T16:00:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/02/so-much-for-strict-construction/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-02T19:05:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/06/01/gallup-refuses-to-stop-breaking-news/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-01T20:10:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/29/finally-someone-said-what-we-were-all-thinking/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-29T21:06:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/29/today-in-drugz/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-29T18:24:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/29/half-of-the-problem-with-womens-tennis-eliminated-at-french-open/</loc><lastmod>2009-09-13T12:50:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/28/omg-ur-so-rd/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-29T02:50:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/28/damn-kids-and-their-hugging/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-28T19:03:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/27/fuck-swearing-at-work/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-28T14:11:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/26/an-awkward-week-for-the-law/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-26T21:00:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/26/wrong-again-la-times/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-26T20:24:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/22/happy-memorial-day/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-22T21:48:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/22/so-who-were-these-terrorists/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-22T23:44:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/21/old-people-shouldnt-drive/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-21T22:36:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/21/some-country-for-old-men-scoops-wonkette-by-three-weeks/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-26T01:07:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/20/drop-your-gun-and-your-pants/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-21T14:25:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/20/we-aint-afraid-of-no-sequels/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-20T21:06:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/20/keyboard-cat-patriot/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-20T15:37:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/19/good-news-for-the-gop/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-20T20:53:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/19/angels-demons-fact-or-who-gives-a-shit/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-19T22:13:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/19/reuters-just-makin-up-words/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-19T16:29:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/18/vince-lombardi-trophy-does-not-come-with-brains/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-18T23:06:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/14/the-dumbest-thing-weve-read-in-may/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-18T21:07:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/18/no-wait-heres-the-dumbest/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-24T05:13:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/15/so-the-boy-scouts-have-changed/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-15T20:20:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/13/man-arrested-for-driving-like-woman/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T21:51:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/13/a-question-of-honor-for-the-gays/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T16:55:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/12/glen-davis-not-the-only-big-baby/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-13T15:04:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/12/history-and-civics-lessons-from-still-stupid-carrie-prejean/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-20T00:40:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/11/like-reading-rainbow-but-stupid/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-08T16:09:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/11/news-flash-women-treat-women-like-shit/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-11T14:42:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/08/farewell-two-scarves/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-09T17:25:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/07/maybe-dont-mess-with-ron-artest/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T20:36:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/07/this-week-in-wtf/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T16:48:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/07/jackson-miss-kills-its-mayor/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-07T16:01:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/06/too-fat-for-that-chair/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T20:37:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/06/pig-in-a-pokey/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T19:42:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/06/soft-bigotry-of-low-expectations/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-06T15:40:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/05/we-want-another-gay/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-05T22:16:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/04/psa-raccoons-not-so-cuddly/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-05T03:03:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/04/mmmmm-maple-syrup/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-05T00:08:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/01/biden-running-from-swine/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T21:00:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/01/wwjd-torture-you/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-12T03:13:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/05/01/thats-really-really-really-racist/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-24T05:19:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/30/stop-doing-things-a-rod/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-01T17:01:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/30/pregnant-women-are-smug/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-30T15:49:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/30/charlie-crist-ya-crucify-us/</loc><lastmod>2009-05-04T19:33:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/29/really-wingnuts-really/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-30T16:33:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/29/whats-next-a-man-and-a-goat/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-29T13:57:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/28/today-in-swine-flu/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-28T21:07:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/27/where-have-you-gone-will-perdue/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-27T23:34:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/27/still-stupid-after-all-these-years/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-27T22:28:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/23/check-out-this-great-thing/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-24T22:21:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/24/roll-tide/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-24T16:37:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/23/21-percent-of-people/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-24T03:56:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/22/this-is-why-you-lost/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-25T16:30:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/22/wheres-the-faux-outrage/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-22T19:22:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/22/first-stop-spending-money-you-dont-have/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-27T16:45:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/21/perfect-job-asshole/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-21T21:15:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/21/wii-injuries-sweep-nation/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-21T18:16:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/20/thanks-for-nothing-washington-post/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-21T00:41:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/20/breaking/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-20T21:24:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/19/bush-responsible-for-pirate-problem-too/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-21T00:31:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/17/journalism-is-saved/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-18T00:05:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/16/fat-people-required-to-pay-for-being-fat/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-17T19:51:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/16/the-no-1-fear-of-kids-isaids/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-16T22:42:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/16/how-to-teabag-yourself/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-16T20:12:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/15/253/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-16T02:34:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/14/not-everything-is-racist/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-21T20:05:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/14/youre-stupid-now-please-step-aside/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-16T00:27:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/14/i-can-actually-feel-your-breath/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-16T00:26:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/15/we-used-to-have-two-political-parties/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-15T20:33:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/13/thats-probably-not-jesus/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-14T15:32:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/12/baseball-is-back/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-14T00:08:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/13/ah-simpler-times/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-13T21:29:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/09/no-you-may-not-wear-sweatpants/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-13T16:59:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/10/yay-another-way-to-make-us-fat/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-10T21:28:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/07/fat-people-arent-athletes/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-10T20:05:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/07/stop-replying-all/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-10T20:02:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/09/heres-some-new-music-for-you/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-10T18:47:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/07/this-is-not-sportscenter/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-10T18:46:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/08/heroes-of-the-economic-crisis-the-g-spot-boyz/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-30T23:15:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/08/u-s-a-u-s-a-u-s-a/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-19T22:23:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/08/no-i-will-not-be-tipping-you/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-10T18:44:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/08/a-letter-to-arthur-sulzberger/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-10T18:43:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/09/lets-talk-about-balls/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-10T18:43:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/10/oh-were-you-in-spider-man/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-10T18:42:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/04/07/kids-these-days/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-10T18:38:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://somecountryforoldmen.com/</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2010-07-23T16:39:07+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
