The American Taliban strikes again, not surprisingly in Alabama, where Gov.-elect Robert Bentley (R) told a Martin Luther King Day crowd that they were all his brothers and sisters – if and only if they are Christian and have “been saved.” Yes, on a day dedicated to teaching justice, equality, togetherness and unity, the future [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Alabama’
Alabama wingnut candidate can’t be racist because he’s black
Posted in Shut up Alabama, tagged Alabama, Dale Peterson, ghey, Les Phillip, Navy, racism, retarded, stupid, teabaggers, The South, Tim James on May 25, 2010 | 3 Comments »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M2ewuAASqI&feature=player_embedded Alabama this election cycle has an endless stream of insane candidates. They’ve spent the better part of the past few weeks trying to one-up each other with their love of guns, religion and huge fences along our southern border. From governor candidate Tim James, who insist that people in his state should only speak [...]
WTF is happening in Alabama?!
Posted in Please please please please vote for Dale Peterson, tagged Alabama, angry, crazy, Dale Peterson, GOP, insane, loud, Marines, politics, retarded, stupid, The South, USA, yelling on May 17, 2010 | 5 Comments »
As long as Alabama continues to put forth comically-insane candidates for political office, we’re gonna keep bringing them to you. Meet Dale Peterson, Republican candidate for agriculture commissioner. We have no idea what the job entails, but his credentials include being: a “FARMER, BUSINESSMAN, COP, AND A MARINE DURIN’ VIETNAM!” Good lord, vote for this [...]
If you don’t believe every word of the Bible, you can’t be governor of Alabama
Posted in Hey WTF is this?, tagged Alabama, Bible, Bradley Byrne, ghey, GOP, Jesus, Moses, Noah's ark, politics, religion, retarded, Roy Moore, stupid, The South, Tim James on May 11, 2010 | 1 Comment »
We didn’t really bank on becoming a political blog about Alabama politics, but those yokels are making ignoring their goings-on near impossible. Surprisingly, we’re not even talking about something Tim James — the lunatic who says things like “This is Alabama. We speak English” while wandering around his slave plantation — did this time. Instead [...]
What’s with the weird sexy sex offender ad, Ala. gov. hopeful Tim James?
Posted in Tim James is crazy...crazy sexy!, tagged Alabama, balls, campaigns, cranky, fail, fear, funny, ghey, GOP, justice, media, politics, Republicans, retarded, stupid, Tim James, video on May 7, 2010 | 3 Comments »
Gah. This guy. In his latest fucking weird campaign ad (this lulu is a Republican running for governor in Alabama), Tim James has some strange reasoning for wanting sex offenders to re-register with the state every 90 days. Also take note of his ’70s porn pose with his wife, who appears in just the first [...]
This is Alabama. We speak English.
Posted in Deep in the heart of stupid, tagged Alabama, GOP, immigration, jingoism, politics, retarded, stupid, Tim James, xenophobia on April 22, 2010 | 9 Comments »
Meet Tim James, Republican candidate for governor in Alabama. He’s a sensitive, thoughtful guy, and he thinks it’s outrageous that driver’s license tests are offered in 12 languages in his state. If he’s governor, everyone’s taking it in English! This ad is so good, if it doesn’t make you want to punch a Mexican, you [...]
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