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The one, the only: “Joetorious” Joe Biden

Posted in Joetorious, tagged , , , , , on January 25, 2011 | Leave a Comment »

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NFL player blames God for dropped touchdown pass

Posted in Best. Story. Ever., tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 29, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

Here at SCFOM, we like our sports. What we don’t like, though, is the terrible habit athletes have of thanking God for every single thing they do. David Ortiz hits a home run; thanks God. Kurt Warner wins the Super Bowl; thanks God. Floyd Mayweather punches another man in the head for 10 rounds; thanks [...]

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9/11 widower comes out in favor of “Ground Zero Mosque”

Posted in A bad day for America is a good day for the GOP, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 18, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

Which freedom-hating homo-lovin’ terrorist-sympathizin’ 9/11 widower would do such a thing!? Just former Bush Solicitor General Ted Olsen, that’s all. While the everything-in-the-Constitution-must-be-strictly-interpreted Teabaggers remain largely silent on the issue of Cordoba House, you can add Olsen to the list of actual strict Constructionists who believe First Amendment protections trump political expediency. For the record, [...]

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And now Alvin Greene has a rap

Posted in Alvin Greene for President - 4 life!, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on July 23, 2010 | 2 Comments »

At first we weren’t so cool with Alvin Greene as a senate candidate. He was unemployed, lived with his parents, didn’t seem too bright, and was oh so awkward. He also won a primary race without campaigning, and had zero dollars in the bank to run against Jim DeMint. After a month of terrible interviews, [...]

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How to win the South Carolina Democrat primary

Posted in Here's the way you do it fucknuts, tagged , , , , , , , on June 9, 2010 | 2 Comments »

Do nothing. No, seriously. Alvin Greene is an unemployed veteran who has never held political office. After filing for the Democratic primary in the Senate race from South Carolina, his campaign seemed to stop. There is no Alvin Greene web site, no Alvin Greene bumper stickers, no Alvin Greene yard signs. There’s not even an [...]

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Why we love Los Angeles and the LA Times

Posted in The City of Angels is a city of awesome wrinkly tans, tagged , , , , , on June 9, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

No explanation necessary beyond: [via LA Times, natch]

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