And WHY THE HELL NOT!? Two things of note: first, she uses perhaps the greatest argument we’ve ever heard. “Oh, Glenn Beck doesn’t want to be president, you say. Guess who else didn’t? George Freakin’ Washington! CASE CLOSED. Except not really, because guess who else didn’t want to be president. JESUS! BOOM! But he WAS!
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Crazy clown-lady wants Glenn Beck to be president…of AMERICA
Posted in Shut up Glenn Beck, tagged clowns, crazy, George Washington, ghey, Glenn Beck, GOP, insane, Jesus, politics, stupid, teabaggers on July 13, 2010 | 2 Comments »
Kids’ No. 1 fear is…AIDS?
Posted in You're doing it wrong, tagged AIDS, clowns, CNN, fail, fear, kids, media, pirates, USA, wrong on April 16, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Wait, huh? In a case of literally every single person missing the point, CNN posted a story today with the headline: Terrorism, kidnapping among top fears for today’s youth. Sounds interesting, no? No? You’re right, it doesn’t. I have no idea why I clicked on it, but I did. So there! But here’s the thing, [...]
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