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There have been a whole lot of, “Oh, fuck me” moments in the news during the week of June 20. The good people at “The Daily Show” break it down for us. more about “Bah“, posted with vodpod

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Gah. Here it is Wednesday — hump day, no less –  and we’re feeling pretty good about the state of Fat America. The primaries Tuesday were fun; a doofus, philandering, holier-than-thou, abstinence-only education turd burglar got caught boning someone on his staff and was forced to resign; and there was a two-for-one at Costco on [...]

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It’s video day at SCFOM! So here’s Joe Lieberdouche (Idiot-Conn.) talking about how painful it was to be rejected by the Dems in 2006 but how great he thinks it is now, etc. Yeah — because, as an independent, he can speak his mind, etc. But here’s what Joe should have said if he wanted [...]

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Sort of. He said it much nicer than that. CNN has the real, non-SCFOM version of events: Speaking at a Democratic fundraiser in Miami Thursday night, the president touted tax cuts in the stimulus measure and the fact that the tax rate has not been increased for those making less than $250,000 a year. “So [...]

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While Europe is covered in a sheet of ash from a billowing Icelandic volcano, CNN’s famous geologist and twitter robot Rick Sanchez took to the airwaves to dispel the main misconceptions that he and most other stupid people in the world have about volcanoes. You mean they don’t just erupt on tropical islands!? Actual transcript: [...]

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Ugh. There’s no connection between being gay and pedophilia. Unfortunately, Bill Donohue is not joking for April Fool’s Day. Hey, Catholics! Happy Easter! Congratulations on making the Catholic PR problem worse, asshole! more about “Catholic League prez: ‘There’s A Connection B…“, posted with vodpod

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