It’s bad enough that you’ve likely convinced a bunch of dumb, fat white guys out there who want to fuck you that you’d make a good president. But seriously, just stop being a horrible, ignorant, intolerant, pandering former half-term governor. There are times on this site when we think we shouldn’t call Sarah Palin names [...]
Posts Tagged ‘death’
Sarah Palin, please stop murdering English
Posted in Sarah Palin said something else stupid, tagged death, disingenuous, fail, fear, ghey, Jesus, media, politics, racism, retarded, Sarah Palin, stupid, teabaggers, teabagging, USA, wrong on January 12, 2011 | 1 Comment »
Gabrielle Giffords, Put in Crosshairs by Sarah Palin, Shot in Head
Posted in Nothing says freedom like shooting your representative, tagged death, fail, fear, Gabrielle Giffords, Glenn Beck, health care, media, politics, retarded, Sarah Palin, stupid, teabaggers, teabagging, wrong on January 8, 2011 | 2 Comments »
There’s not much to post except that we hope fucktards like Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck and whomever else will think twice before riling up their Neanderthal bases. Unlikely. I’d try not calling names but they’re fucktards and their bases are filled with Neanderthals. So someone walked into an event that Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords (D-Ariz.) was [...]
Many Americans don’t know they’re fat…or stupid
Posted in Stop being so fat, tagged balls, death, fail, fat, funny, ghey, health care, hoosierboy, media, retarded, stupid, teabaggers, teabagging, trends, wrong on September 14, 2010 | 1 Comment »
If the recent SCFOM sojourns into the bowels of Fat America haven’t convinced you, maybe some science will (unless it’s global warming science, which as we all know is total horseshit): Americans are fat. Really fat. And stupid. Really stupid. If the Tea Party video hasn’t convinced you, maybe this HealthDay article will. Sure, it’s [...]
Utah, this is just distasteful
Posted in Gah, tagged cranky, death, fail, GOP, Jesus, Mark Shurtleff, politics, retarded, stupid, Utah, wrong on June 18, 2010 | 1 Comment »
Nothing holier-than-thou here. Bleh. [via Gizmodo]
Haters gonna hate: a LOST finale recap
Posted in Yeah well your favorite TV show sucks too, tagged Ben, death, Hurley, Jack, JJ Abrams, John Locke, Kate, LOST, love, reality shows, recaps, Sawyer, television, Twin Peaks, Vincent on May 24, 2010 | 3 Comments »
Anyone who expected answers to all the pseudo-scientific questions was probably missing the point of LOST the entire time. There, I said it. Now, allow me to do the one thing LOST never set out to do: explain. Much like “Twin Peaks,” LOST mashed a lot of genres together. David Lynch seemingly set out to [...]
Racism now out in the open and acceptable!
Posted in That's racist, tagged Alan Grayson, balls, birthers, cranky, Dan Fanelli, death, disingenuous, fail, ghey, GOP, health care, House of Representatives, journalism, lies, media, politics, racism, religion, retarded, stupid, teabaggers, teabagging, trends on May 5, 2010 | 7 Comments »
While Josh was writing that rich, white assholes are complaining that to be called a teabagger is akin to calling a black person “nigger,” I was looking for examples of white people showing their racist thoughts outwardly in the mainstream media. And guess what! It took me less than five minutes! Over at Talking Points [...]

