Posted in R.I.P.G.O.P., tagged Barack Obama, economy, GOP, stupid, elections, retarded, House of Representatives, U.S. Senate, Democrats, George W. Bush, John Cornyn, campaigns, Pete Sessions, jobs on July 20, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
It worked brilliantly in 2006 and 2008, so hey, why not head to the well one more time. Already famous for turning record surpluses into record deficits, starting not one, but TWO wars and overseeing the “largest federal government expansion since Franklin Delano Roosevelt,” the GOP is turning to a man so reviled by the [...]
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Posted in A good day for America is a bad day for the GOP, tagged balls, economy, fail, financial reform, ghey, GOP, Greatest Depression, John Boehner, lies, media, politics, retarded, stupid, Wall Street, wrong on July 15, 2010 | 3 Comments »
So get this. As of this writing (2:01 p.m.) the Senate has not passed Wall Street reform. They’ve just voted to end debate on it (which means it’s ready for a final vote). John Boehner – before the bill has passed – is already calling for its repeal. Why? Because he’s a total motherfucker. I [...]
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Posted in Teabagging all the way to Phoenix, tagged cranky, fat, media, politics, Barack Obama, economy, balls, wrong, racism, GOP, fail, John McCain, stupid, ghey, retarded, journalism, lies, disingenuous, Arizona, immigration, teabaggers, US Airways, John Lewis, tanning tax on May 14, 2010 | 1 Comment »
We’re not suggesting that teabaggers would promote anything to keep brown people down. (Just ask Rep. John Lewis!) We’re just saying that in a time when everyone opposed to the new Arizona law is crying racism and everyone for it is saying it’s not racist and the only people for it are white people… Yeah, [...]
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Posted in Everyone needs to stop freakin' yelling, tagged Chris Christie, economy, education, facebook, fat, New Jersey, retarded, stupid, teachers on April 21, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
First-year governor and full-time fat guy Chris Christie (R-NJ) inherited quite a budget crisis, and he’s trying to plug the hole by freezing teachers’ salaries and cutting the state’s education budget. His proposal touched off an angry debate across the state, and it’s being fought in true New Jersey fashion — with little attention to [...]
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Posted in Are those balls in your face or were you talking about some other kind of teabag?, tagged cranky, fat, pork, media, trends, politics, Barack Obama, economy, USA, justice, balls, wrong, racism, teabagging, GOP, fail, Sarah Palin, stupid, ghey, retarded, FOX News, health care, lies, birthers, disingenuous, teabaggers, you're all a bunch of fucking morons on April 16, 2010 | 5 Comments »
By now you’ve probably heard that the teabaggers – you know, those people who want you to put your balls in their faces who are largely wealthy, educated white people – want you to sign their contract from America. First: We’ve seen their signs and heard them speak and wonder just what degrees they could [...]
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Posted in Keep it in your pants but IT'S OUR BIRTHDAY!, tagged cranky, fat, sports, media, politics, Barack Obama, economy, USA, NY Times, Jesus, Texas, teabagging, fear, Sarah Palin, gay, stupid, ghey, funny, retarded, LA Times, health care, birthers, hoosierboy, disingenuous, SCFOM, Some Country for Old Men, Jim Carrey, The People's Therapist, Josh, Dave on April 7, 2010 | 7 Comments »
Hi everyone! Here it is, a year later, and what do we have to report? Readership is up, this guy’s still an idiot, and your mother’s a tramp. Oh, and the country is full of crazy people. What started as a Web site that was intended to be a spot in which we as reporters [...]
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