Wow! Can you believe it? Someone made a movie of “Atlas Shrugged!” Holy shit! I know what you’re thinking: Wouldn’t a movie that was just the phrase, “Oh, grow the fuck up,” be really boring to watch for two hours? Well, guess what? They shot some pictures for this piece of shit and actually strung [...]
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Shitty looking “Atlas Shrugged” coming soon!
Posted in TRAAIIIIINS, tagged birthers, cranky, fail, fat, funny, ghey, GOP, media, politics, retarded, stupid, teabaggers, teabagging, trains are AWESOME, Who is John Galt?, wrong, You're all idiots on March 29, 2011 | 2 Comments »
Sarah Palin, please stop murdering English
Posted in Sarah Palin said something else stupid, tagged death, disingenuous, fail, fear, ghey, Jesus, media, politics, racism, retarded, Sarah Palin, stupid, teabaggers, teabagging, USA, wrong on January 12, 2011 | 1 Comment »
It’s bad enough that you’ve likely convinced a bunch of dumb, fat white guys out there who want to fuck you that you’d make a good president. But seriously, just stop being a horrible, ignorant, intolerant, pandering former half-term governor. There are times on this site when we think we shouldn’t call Sarah Palin names [...]
Gabrielle Giffords, Put in Crosshairs by Sarah Palin, Shot in Head
Posted in Nothing says freedom like shooting your representative, tagged death, fail, fear, Gabrielle Giffords, Glenn Beck, health care, media, politics, retarded, Sarah Palin, stupid, teabaggers, teabagging, wrong on January 8, 2011 | 2 Comments »
There’s not much to post except that we hope fucktards like Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck and whomever else will think twice before riling up their Neanderthal bases. Unlikely. I’d try not calling names but they’re fucktards and their bases are filled with Neanderthals. So someone walked into an event that Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords (D-Ariz.) was [...]
If Jim DeMint represents Christians then fuck Christians
Posted in Working the week before Christmas makes baby Jesus cry, tagged asshole, birthers, disingenuous, fail, ghey, GOP, Jesus, Jim DeMint, lame duck, lies, media, Politico, politics, religion, retarded, Senate, stupid, teabaggers, teabagging, wrong on December 15, 2010 | 3 Comments »
Whoa! Look at that headline! Harsh words, right? Look, if we wrote what we really thought of Jim DeMint (R-Hell) we’d probably actually get in some kind of trouble. Maybe with Jesus, maybe with Satan. Whatever. The bottom line is, in the war against getting anything done in Congress Jim DeMint is a leader. A [...]
NFL player blames God for dropped touchdown pass
Posted in Best. Story. Ever., tagged awesome, Buffalo Bills, fail, football, ghey, God, great, religion, sports, Steve Johnson, stupid, twitter, video on November 29, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Here at SCFOM, we like our sports. What we don’t like, though, is the terrible habit athletes have of thanking God for every single thing they do. David Ortiz hits a home run; thanks God. Kurt Warner wins the Super Bowl; thanks God. Floyd Mayweather punches another man in the head for 10 rounds; thanks [...]
A little hypocrisy to go with your takeover
Posted in A bad day for America is a good day for the GOP, tagged asshole, cranky, disingenuous, fail, John Boehner, media, politics, retarded, stupid, teabaggers, teabagging, wrong on October 28, 2010 | 3 Comments »
I’m not sure which is worse, the fact that John Boehner is a lying hypocrite or that he doesn’t give a shit that he’s a lying hypocrite. Just take a look at this thing he said over the summer: All of the president’s talk of post-partisanship, reaching out and finding common ground reminds us that [...]
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