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John Boehner: Still evil, still tanned

Posted in A good day for America is a bad day for the GOP, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 15, 2010 | 3 Comments »

So get this. As of this writing (2:01 p.m.) the Senate has not passed Wall Street reform. They’ve just voted to end debate on it (which means it’s ready for a final vote). John Boehner – before the bill has passed – is already calling for its repeal. Why? Because he’s a total motherfucker. I [...]

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This could literally happen only in America

Posted in Guns are totes American!, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on July 12, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

So. You’re asleep. You hear a noise that rouses you from your alcohol-induced slumber. Naturally you grab the handgun you keep on your nightstand – or under your pillow, AMIRITE? – and fire. Problem: You’ve just shot your grandson who was staying at your house and getting up to take a whiz in the middle [...]

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Bah – what a week (or as one of my ex-bosses would say, “weak”)

Posted in Gah, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 25, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

There have been a whole lot of, “Oh, fuck me” moments in the news during the week of June 20. The good people at “The Daily Show” break it down for us. more about “Bah“, posted with vodpod

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Happy World Cup victory Fat America! (Tha Remix)

Posted in Stop being so fat, tagged , , , , , , on June 24, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

This one goes out to Hoosierboy! Your dreams of low-level management and middle class mediocrity have not gone unnoticed…except by everyone who matters!

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Arizona huckster calls huckster a huckster

Posted in John McCain is the new Ronald Reagan in that they both had dementia, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 23, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

Say that three times fast! This shit is confusing, but here’s the low down: John McCain had the balls to call someone not himself a huckster. I KNOW, RIGHT?!! Granted, the one on the receiving end of the huckster taunt is JD Hayworth, who in addition to being a hate-filled, race-baiting motherfucker is also probably [...]

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Sharron Angle to unemployed: Get a job, motherfuckers

Posted in Sharron Angle thinks you're a pussy (you pussy), tagged , , , , , , , , on June 21, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

The video below is a mish-mash of Senate candidate Sharron Angle’s humanitarian tendencies. If we wrote like a high school english teacher, we might describe this video as “delicious.” [via Mother Jones]

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