That’s the line from the Family Research Council, or as it’s known colloquially, the My-Family-is-a-Beard-and-My-Blind-Fear-of-Queers-Masks-My-Rampant-Closeted-Homosexuality-Council. Talking Points Memo reported late Wednesday that the FRC has done a “study” that confirms the gays will destroy everything! We’re not talking rainbow flag pins instead of the stars and stripes. Oh no. We’re talking full-on gay fellatio while [...]
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Gay soldiers will totally assault straight soldiers
Posted in There's nothing gay about the Family Research Council, tagged balls, DADT, disingenuous, don't ask don't tell, fail, Family Research Council, fear, FRC, gay, gay military, George Rekers, ghey, Jesus, media, military, Peter Sprigg, politics, retarded, stupid, teabaggers, teabagging on May 27, 2010 | 1 Comment »
Fat Americans too stupid for sex but having it anyway
Posted in You're doing it wrong, tagged abstinence only education, Christianity, Christians, CNN, dumb kids, fail, Family Research Council, fear, Focus on the Family, ghey, Jesus, sex, sex education, stupid, teabagging, trends, wrong on December 15, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Yep. It’s true. Fat Americans are dumb dumb dumb about how to make babies and how to use condoms. They know how to put their pee-pees in warm places and they’re pretty sure the rah-rah juice makes babies, but they’re also pretty sure that girl-folk don’t get pregnant until it’s their time. Why am I [...]

