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Happy World Cup victory Fat America! (Tha Remix)

Posted in Stop being so fat, tagged , , , , , , on June 24, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

This one goes out to Hoosierboy! Your dreams of low-level management and middle class mediocrity have not gone unnoticed…except by everyone who matters!

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Rep. Joe Barton is an American hero!

Posted in Joe Barton has lost his mind, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 17, 2010 | 2 Comments »

Sarcasm! Considering BP put the money in without a fight and considering the cost of cleaning up the oil spill is going to cost who knows how much, it only makes sense that a Texan would apologize to the company that caused the oil spill. That $20 billion in an escrow account? It’s a shakedown. [...]

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Conclusive evidence that Barack Obama is actively pouring oil into the Gulf

Posted in You can't possibly be that stupid, tagged , , , , , , , , , on June 9, 2010 | 2 Comments »

This guy was spotted outside the White House yesterday… …and HOLY SHIT, both of those statements are TRUE! [TNR]

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Helen Thomas anger totes misdirected

Posted in Helen Thomas should have quit but not for the reason she quit, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 7, 2010 | 2 Comments »

Hey, WTF is going on here? We’re not saying that Israelis should go back to Germany or Poland or wherever the hell they came from (Thomas suggested that) because that’s nuts. But we are suggesting that maybe, just maybe, Israel should get the hell out of Palestine. Seriously, what’s with the love for Israel? Aside [...]

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Don’t forget to get your free doughnuts today, Fat America

Posted in Stop being so fat, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on June 4, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

I know, right! Like we really have to remind Americans to swing by Dunkin’ Donuts or Krispy Kreme! But hey, as long as you’re already indulging in fried dough and deliciously-sweet whipped lard, you might as well do it for free! Today is National Doughnut Day! Get your fat butt to the doughnut shop; supplies [...]

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Shrek-flavored dessert?

Posted in gross, tagged , , , , , on May 27, 2010 | 3 Comments »

Gross. [via Huffington Post]

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