Man, I don’t even know where to start with this one. On the day the Teabaggers once again stormed Capitol Hill, some of the sheer lunacy rubbed off on Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Tex (duh)), who took to the well of the House and coined a new legislative standard: They’re gonna pass this on the backs [...]
Posts Tagged ‘food’
The new standard for legislation: It must be edible
Posted in Deep in the heart of stupid, tagged food, ghey, GOP, health care, legislation, Louie Gohmert, stupid, U.S. Congress, USA, video, what? on March 16, 2010 | 2 Comments »
Enough with the stupid “cute” kids in TV commercials, OK?
Posted in Stop with all the stupid shit, tagged Brian Bonsall, cranky, dumb kids, fail, Family Ties, food, ghey, Glad trash bags, Joe Buck, kids, kids suck, lies, retarded, stupid, trends, wrong on February 5, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Yeah. Really. Kids. Let’s be honest: They’re terrible. We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again. Your kids are not special. We know you think they’re special. We’re just telling you, they’re not. Congratulations! One of 4,000,000 sperm fertilized that egg. Here’s your fucking award: a screaming, crying homunculus nincompoop who will swallow about [...]
It’s groundhog day everywhere but Alaska
Posted in Sarah Palin did something else stupid, tagged cranky, Down Syndrome, fail, food, funny, ghey, GOP, Groundhog Day, Jesus, journalism, media, politics, retarded, retards, Sarah Palin, stupid, teabagging, The Big Lebowski, The Hangover, Trig Palin, wrong on February 2, 2010 | 3 Comments »
While mulling over what to write about here at SCFOM, Josh and I often send notes back and forth, trying to reach a consensus over which stories need to be written and which don’t. Never is it easier to reach an agreement than on Sarah Palin. Good lord, the woman was born to be fodder [...]
The steak comes with a side of my butt
Posted in Here's some advice, tagged Bruce Buschel, cuisine, don't do this, eating, food, McDonald's, NY Times, restaurants on November 6, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Finally someone addresses the really important stuff in life. Twice! The second installment of the New York Times‘ “100 Things Restaurant Staffers Should Never Do” has arrived. (Read part 1 here.) We know, we know. Not everyone out there has a culinary establishment that needs rules like these. No one expects the people working at [...]
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