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This could literally happen only in America

Posted in Guns are totes American!, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on July 12, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

So. You’re asleep. You hear a noise that rouses you from your alcohol-induced slumber. Naturally you grab the handgun you keep on your nightstand – or under your pillow, AMIRITE? – and fire. Problem: You’ve just shot your grandson who was staying at your house and getting up to take a whiz in the middle [...]

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Bah – what a week (or as one of my ex-bosses would say, “weak”)

Posted in Gah, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 25, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

There have been a whole lot of, “Oh, fuck me” moments in the news during the week of June 20. The good people at “The Daily Show” break it down for us. more about “Bah“, posted with vodpod

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Happy World Cup victory Fat America! (Tha Remix)

Posted in Stop being so fat, tagged , , , , , , on June 24, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

This one goes out to Hoosierboy! Your dreams of low-level management and middle class mediocrity have not gone unnoticed…except by everyone who matters!

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Arizona huckster calls huckster a huckster

Posted in John McCain is the new Ronald Reagan in that they both had dementia, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 23, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

Say that three times fast! This shit is confusing, but here’s the low down: John McCain had the balls to call someone not himself a huckster. I KNOW, RIGHT?!! Granted, the one on the receiving end of the huckster taunt is JD Hayworth, who in addition to being a hate-filled, race-baiting motherfucker is also probably [...]

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Maybe Texans don’t want to secede after all

Posted in Deep in the heart of stupid, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 22, 2010 | 1 Comment »

Crazy, we know! But look at this polling courtesy of Talking Points Memo that shows the Texas governor, coyote killer and all-around swell guy Ricky Perry neck-and-neck with the Democrat in the race, former Houston mayor Bill White. The poll has Perry and White at 43% each. The survey of registered voters has a ±4.4% [...]

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A reminder of Nancy Pelosi’s terrifying face work

Posted in Man - your face is TIGHT, tagged , , , , , , , , on June 11, 2010 | 1 Comment »

We agree with some of the things Nancy Pelosi says here, and we’re not even fans of hers! But what’s really amazing is how she’s still aging backward! Check it: [via TPM]

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