Wow! Can you believe it? Someone made a movie of “Atlas Shrugged!” Holy shit! I know what you’re thinking: Wouldn’t a movie that was just the phrase, “Oh, grow the fuck up,” be really boring to watch for two hours? Well, guess what? They shot some pictures for this piece of shit and actually strung [...]
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Shitty looking “Atlas Shrugged” coming soon!
Posted in TRAAIIIIINS, tagged birthers, cranky, fail, fat, funny, ghey, GOP, media, politics, retarded, stupid, teabaggers, teabagging, trains are AWESOME, Who is John Galt?, wrong, You're all idiots on March 29, 2011 | 2 Comments »
Many Americans don’t know they’re fat…or stupid
Posted in Stop being so fat, tagged balls, death, fail, fat, funny, ghey, health care, hoosierboy, media, retarded, stupid, teabaggers, teabagging, trends, wrong on September 14, 2010 | 1 Comment »
If the recent SCFOM sojourns into the bowels of Fat America haven’t convinced you, maybe some science will (unless it’s global warming science, which as we all know is total horseshit): Americans are fat. Really fat. And stupid. Really stupid. If the Tea Party video hasn’t convinced you, maybe this HealthDay article will. Sure, it’s [...]
Crazytown keeps getting crazier
Posted in A bad day for America is a good day for the GOP, tagged fail, fat, fat people, FOX News, freedom, funny, ghey, Glenn Beck, GOP, Idiocracy, Jesus, New Left Media, politics, stupid, teabaggers, teabagging, USA, video on August 31, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
More dispatches from crazytown as we turn to the good people (?) at New Left Media and their latest video that lets the teabaggers make themselves look stupid. Anyone who thinks “Idiocracy” is fiction should think again. And for that matter, why isn’t “Idiocracy” a better movie? Anyway, watch these people — mostly fat people [...]
This could literally happen only in America
Posted in Guns are totes American!, tagged accidental shooting, fail, funny, ghey, guns, Jesus, journalism, media, retarded, stupid, wrong on July 12, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
So. You’re asleep. You hear a noise that rouses you from your alcohol-induced slumber. Naturally you grab the handgun you keep on your nightstand – or under your pillow, AMIRITE? – and fire. Problem: You’ve just shot your grandson who was staying at your house and getting up to take a whiz in the middle [...]

