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BREAKING: It’s really really hot

Posted in WTF happened to the Republican Party?, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on July 19, 2010 | 3 Comments »

If you’ve been outside (and not died) in the past month or so, you already know the news, but hey, it’s really hot. How hot is it? According to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, June was the hottest June on record — ever. What’s interesting about that is the hottest June on record directly [...]

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John Boehner: Still evil, still tanned

Posted in A good day for America is a bad day for the GOP, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 15, 2010 | 3 Comments »

So get this. As of this writing (2:01 p.m.) the Senate has not passed Wall Street reform. They’ve just voted to end debate on it (which means it’s ready for a final vote). John Boehner – before the bill has passed – is already calling for its repeal. Why? Because he’s a total motherfucker. I [...]

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Crazy clown-lady wants Glenn Beck to be president…of AMERICA

Posted in Shut up Glenn Beck, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on July 13, 2010 | 3 Comments »

And WHY THE HELL NOT!? Two things of note: first, she uses perhaps the greatest argument we’ve ever heard. “Oh, Glenn Beck doesn’t want to be president, you say. Guess who else didn’t? George Freakin’ Washington! CASE CLOSED. Except not really, because guess who else didn’t want to be president. JESUS! BOOM! But he WAS!

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This could literally happen only in America

Posted in Guns are totes American!, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on July 12, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

So. You’re asleep. You hear a noise that rouses you from your alcohol-induced slumber. Naturally you grab the handgun you keep on your nightstand – or under your pillow, AMIRITE? – and fire. Problem: You’ve just shot your grandson who was staying at your house and getting up to take a whiz in the middle [...]

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Every single “Climategate” scientist cleared of wrongdoing

Posted in You're an idiot, tagged , , , , , , , , , on July 7, 2010 | 2 Comments »

It’s probably not good form to just recycle a headline as the first sentence in a post, but who the hell cares: Every single “Climategate” scientist has been cleared of wrongdoing. An independent report released Wednesday into the leaked “Climategate” e-mails found no evidence to question the “rigor and honesty” of scientists involved. The scandal [...]

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Time to put Joe Biden back in the closet

Posted in Joetorious, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 29, 2010 | 2 Comments »

Okay, fine. We haven’t exactly been on our game lately. On the one hand, this site has sort of turned into a sad video-sharing and tweet-compiling service, but on the other hand STOP WHINING — we still had a better week than Joe Biden. Granted that’s a low bar, but Jiminy Christmas, what the heck [...]

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