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GOP trots out famous patriot George W. Bush to win elections

Posted in R.I.P.G.O.P., tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 20, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

It worked brilliantly in 2006 and 2008, so hey, why not head to the well one more time. Already famous for turning record surpluses into record deficits, starting not one, but TWO wars and overseeing the “largest federal government expansion since Franklin Delano Roosevelt,” the GOP is turning to a man so reviled by the [...]

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John Boehner: Still evil, still tanned

Posted in A good day for America is a bad day for the GOP, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 15, 2010 | 3 Comments »

So get this. As of this writing (2:01 p.m.) the Senate has not passed Wall Street reform. They’ve just voted to end debate on it (which means it’s ready for a final vote). John Boehner – before the bill has passed – is already calling for its repeal. Why? Because he’s a total motherfucker. I [...]

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Crazy clown-lady wants Glenn Beck to be president…of AMERICA

Posted in Shut up Glenn Beck, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on July 13, 2010 | 3 Comments »

And WHY THE HELL NOT!? Two things of note: first, she uses perhaps the greatest argument we’ve ever heard. “Oh, Glenn Beck doesn’t want to be president, you say. Guess who else didn’t? George Freakin’ Washington! CASE CLOSED. Except not really, because guess who else didn’t want to be president. JESUS! BOOM! But he WAS!

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Every single “Climategate” scientist cleared of wrongdoing

Posted in You're an idiot, tagged , , , , , , , , , on July 7, 2010 | 2 Comments »

It’s probably not good form to just recycle a headline as the first sentence in a post, but who the hell cares: Every single “Climategate” scientist has been cleared of wrongdoing. An independent report released Wednesday into the leaked “Climategate” e-mails found no evidence to question the “rigor and honesty” of scientists involved. The scandal [...]

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Arizona huckster calls huckster a huckster

Posted in John McCain is the new Ronald Reagan in that they both had dementia, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 23, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

Say that three times fast! This shit is confusing, but here’s the low down: John McCain had the balls to call someone not himself a huckster. I KNOW, RIGHT?!! Granted, the one on the receiving end of the huckster taunt is JD Hayworth, who in addition to being a hate-filled, race-baiting motherfucker is also probably [...]

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Maybe Texans don’t want to secede after all

Posted in Deep in the heart of stupid, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 22, 2010 | 1 Comment »

Crazy, we know! But look at this polling courtesy of Talking Points Memo that shows the Texas governor, coyote killer and all-around swell guy Ricky Perry neck-and-neck with the Democrat in the race, former Houston mayor Bill White. The poll has Perry and White at 43% each. The survey of registered voters has a ±4.4% [...]

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