Ah, America. We’d suggest that the dum-dums are poised to take over in this election cycle, but they’ve been holding power since roughly 1980. And here’s Reagan’s legacy! Take it away, Corydon Tea Party founder! “It’s a flat-out lie,” [Norman] Dennison said [of climate change] in an interview after the debate, adding that he had [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Greatest Depression’
Land of the free, home of the fucktards
Posted in Everyone fails. Everyone. Everywhere. Fails., tagged birthers, cranky, fail, fat, ghey, GOP, Greatest Depression, health care, Jesus, journalism, media, politics, retarded, stupid, teabaggers, teabagging on October 21, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Everyone loses: Agree
Posted in Everyone fails. Everyone. Everywhere. Fails., tagged cranky, fail, fat, fear, FOX News, ghey, GOP, Greatest Depression, health care, Jesus, journalism, media, old, politics, racism, retarded, Sarah Palin, stupid, teabaggers, teabagging, trends, wrong on October 18, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
John Boehner: Still evil, still tanned
Posted in A good day for America is a bad day for the GOP, tagged balls, economy, fail, financial reform, ghey, GOP, Greatest Depression, John Boehner, lies, media, politics, retarded, stupid, Wall Street, wrong on July 15, 2010 | 5 Comments »
So get this. As of this writing (2:01 p.m.) the Senate has not passed Wall Street reform. They’ve just voted to end debate on it (which means it’s ready for a final vote). John Boehner – before the bill has passed – is already calling for its repeal. Why? Because he’s a total motherfucker. I [...]
Proof that Jay Leno hates America: Sarah Palin edition
Posted in Sarah Palin plans to say something stupid, tagged Conan O'Brien, cranky, fail, ghey, GOP, Greatest Depression, Jay Leno, media, NBC, politics, retarded, Sarah Palin, stupid, teabagging, Tonight Show, wrong on March 2, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
You know, we didn’t want to write about Jay Leno on SCFOM today or any other goddamn day. We didn’t want to write about his stupid feud with Conan O’Brien — who has gone into hiding but posts some pretty funny tweets — because let’s face it, Conan, despite some lapses in quality in “Late [...]
Jim Bunning is the worst person ever
Posted in No you may not have your Frisbee back and get off my lawn, tagged crazy, ghey, Greatest Depression, hypocrite, Jim Bunning, Kentucky, retarded, stupid, U.S. Senate, unemployment on March 2, 2010 | 2 Comments »
Hyperbole, maybe but Jim Bunning is an abominable prick. Presented without commentary: The federal government Monday began to furlough workers, jobless Americans faced disruption of their unemployment checks and health insurance, and doctors saw Medicare fees decline — all as a result of a one-man roadblock for a Senate spending bill. Bunning, who is not [...]
Why the unwashed masses love Sarah Palin
Posted in Sarah Palin is a waste of space, tagged birthers, death panels, fail, GOP, Greatest Depression, health care, Jesus, journalism, lies, media, politics, retarded, Sarah Palin, stupid, Tea Party, tea party movement, teabagging, trends, wrong on February 11, 2010 | 15 Comments »
We’ve been trying to wrap our heads around it for months. Being thinking people, we don’t understand why there are “real Americans” out there who identify with and choose to follow knuckleheads (that’s the polite term) such as Sarah Palin. Thankfully, and maybe not surprisingly, Gawker has broken it down for us. Their reasoning makes [...]

