So. You’re asleep. You hear a noise that rouses you from your alcohol-induced slumber. Naturally you grab the handgun you keep on your nightstand – or under your pillow, AMIRITE? – and fire. Problem: You’ve just shot your grandson who was staying at your house and getting up to take a whiz in the middle [...]
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This could literally happen only in America
Posted in Guns are totes American!, tagged accidental shooting, fail, funny, ghey, guns, Jesus, journalism, media, retarded, stupid, wrong on July 12, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
FYI it’s still not cool to threaten to kill members of Congress
Posted in Stop with all the stupid shit, tagged Charles Alan Wilson, crazy, guns, health care, Patty Murray, retarded, stupid, teabaggers, threats on April 7, 2010 | 1 Comment »
Come on, people, can we stop with this shit already? A Washington state man was charged Tuesday with threatening to kill Sen. Patty Murray (D-Wash.), the latest incident in a string of threats against members of Congress in wake of last month’s health care vote. Charles Alan Wilson, 64, was arrested at his home in central [...]
Wow! I’m younger than the deer I just shot!
Posted in We swear this is a real story, tagged Bob McDonnell, Creigh Deeds, dumb, economy, exploitation, fear, ghey, guns, hunting, kids, media, poor choices, Stephen Colbert, stupid, Toddlers & Tiaras, Virginia, wrong on January 28, 2010 | 3 Comments »
Now that Bob “Keep ‘Em Barefoot & Pregnant Unless They’re Fighting in Iraq” McDonnell is governor of Virginia, his vanquished opponent in the gubernatorial race, Creigh Deeds, has plenty of time to revitalize his image for the 2013 contest. First step? Let children who are too young to understand what a gun is have a [...]
Pants on the ground?
Posted in Drop your gun and your pants, tagged Atlanta, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, crime, funny, guns, Jimmy Fallon, Larry Platt, pants on the ground on January 19, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
This story may be a case of life imitating art. Were the assailants fans of Atlanta’s own pants crooner Larry Platt? Or maybe even Jimmy Fallon? Atlanta police arrested three people early Tuesday for allegedly shooting at one man and pistol whipping another before stealing his pants and shoes. According to dispatchers, the incident happened [...]
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