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Rep. Joe Barton – the same guy who apologized to BP after they destroyed the Gulf of Mexico – is gunning to take over the chairmanship of the House Energy and Commerce Committee. All he has to do is convince his fellow Republicans that he’s stable enough to take the job. So how to do [...]

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Oh hey, look I’m writing something! In case you missed it, yesterday the big news out of Kentucky was that a Rand Paul field coordinator decided the natural way to deal with a Moveon.org protester was to stomp on her head until she has a concussion. Now we’re no fans of Moveon.org, but really? That [...]

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You know what never gets old? The Glenn Beck. We got so much of him at his fat person-only BBQ last weekend that we can hardly quench our thirst. Luckily, some wingnut has come up with a wonderful parody site that randomly generates horrific things Glenn Beck warned us about by using some of his [...]

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And WHY THE HELL NOT!? Two things of note: first, she uses perhaps the greatest argument we’ve ever heard. “Oh, Glenn Beck doesn’t want to be president, you say. Guess who else didn’t? George Freakin’ Washington! CASE CLOSED. Except not really, because guess who else didn’t want to be president. JESUS! BOOM! But he WAS!

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Some people want to build a massive wall along our border with Mexico. Others — the Minutemen — want to play dress-up and guard it with guns. In Arizona, immigration turned into a game of lunatic one-upsmanship. One person thinks anyone who “looks illegal” should have to show documents on the spot; then another thinks [...]

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As long as Alabama continues to put forth comically-insane candidates for political office, we’re gonna keep bringing them to you. Meet Dale Peterson, Republican candidate for agriculture commissioner. We have no idea what the job entails, but his credentials include being: a “FARMER, BUSINESSMAN, COP, AND A MARINE DURIN’ VIETNAM!” Good lord, vote for this [...]

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