Rep. Joe Barton – the same guy who apologized to BP after they destroyed the Gulf of Mexico – is gunning to take over the chairmanship of the House Energy and Commerce Committee. All he has to do is convince his fellow Republicans that he’s stable enough to take the job. So how to do [...]
Posts Tagged ‘insane’
Kentucky head-stomper is the new Dick Cheney
Posted in A bad day for America is a good day for the GOP, tagged apologies, Dick Cheney, ghey, heads, insane, moveon.org, politics, Rand Paul, retarded, stomping, stupid, Tea Party, teabaggers, Tim Profitt on October 27, 2010 | 4 Comments »
Oh hey, look I’m writing something! In case you missed it, yesterday the big news out of Kentucky was that a Rand Paul field coordinator decided the natural way to deal with a Moveon.org protester was to stomp on her head until she has a concussion. Now we’re no fans of Moveon.org, but really? That [...]
Crazy clown-lady wants Glenn Beck to be president…of AMERICA
Posted in Shut up Glenn Beck, tagged clowns, crazy, George Washington, ghey, Glenn Beck, GOP, insane, Jesus, politics, stupid, teabaggers on July 13, 2010 | 2 Comments »
And WHY THE HELL NOT!? Two things of note: first, she uses perhaps the greatest argument we’ve ever heard. “Oh, Glenn Beck doesn’t want to be president, you say. Guess who else didn’t? George Freakin’ Washington! CASE CLOSED. Except not really, because guess who else didn’t want to be president. JESUS! BOOM! But he WAS!
And if landmines don’t work, we can build a moat WITH SHARKS
Posted in Give me a fucking break, tagged Arizona, border security, ghey, immigration, insane, Mexico, New Mexico, politics, retarded, stupid, teabaggers, Tom Mullins, wingnuts on June 15, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Some people want to build a massive wall along our border with Mexico. Others — the Minutemen — want to play dress-up and guard it with guns. In Arizona, immigration turned into a game of lunatic one-upsmanship. One person thinks anyone who “looks illegal” should have to show documents on the spot; then another thinks [...]
WTF is happening in Alabama?!
Posted in Please please please please vote for Dale Peterson, tagged Alabama, angry, crazy, Dale Peterson, GOP, insane, loud, Marines, politics, retarded, stupid, The South, USA, yelling on May 17, 2010 | 5 Comments »
As long as Alabama continues to put forth comically-insane candidates for political office, we’re gonna keep bringing them to you. Meet Dale Peterson, Republican candidate for agriculture commissioner. We have no idea what the job entails, but his credentials include being: a “FARMER, BUSINESSMAN, COP, AND A MARINE DURIN’ VIETNAM!” Good lord, vote for this [...]

