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Crazy clown-lady wants Glenn Beck to be president…of AMERICA

Posted in Shut up Glenn Beck, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on July 13, 2010 | 3 Comments »

And WHY THE HELL NOT!? Two things of note: first, she uses perhaps the greatest argument we’ve ever heard. “Oh, Glenn Beck doesn’t want to be president, you say. Guess who else didn’t? George Freakin’ Washington! CASE CLOSED. Except not really, because guess who else didn’t want to be president. JESUS! BOOM! But he WAS!

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This could literally happen only in America

Posted in Guns are totes American!, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on July 12, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

So. You’re asleep. You hear a noise that rouses you from your alcohol-induced slumber. Naturally you grab the handgun you keep on your nightstand – or under your pillow, AMIRITE? – and fire. Problem: You’ve just shot your grandson who was staying at your house and getting up to take a whiz in the middle [...]

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Arizona huckster calls huckster a huckster

Posted in John McCain is the new Ronald Reagan in that they both had dementia, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 23, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

Say that three times fast! This shit is confusing, but here’s the low down: John McCain had the balls to call someone not himself a huckster. I KNOW, RIGHT?!! Granted, the one on the receiving end of the huckster taunt is JD Hayworth, who in addition to being a hate-filled, race-baiting motherfucker is also probably [...]

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Utah, this is just distasteful

Posted in Gah, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on June 18, 2010 | 1 Comment »

Nothing holier-than-thou here. Bleh. [via Gizmodo]

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Rep. Joe Barton is an American hero!

Posted in Joe Barton has lost his mind, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 17, 2010 | 2 Comments »

Sarcasm! Considering BP put the money in without a fight and considering the cost of cleaning up the oil spill is going to cost who knows how much, it only makes sense that a Texan would apologize to the company that caused the oil spill. That $20 billion in an escrow account? It’s a shakedown. [...]

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Sure, Charlie Crist

Posted in Let's be real for a second, tagged , , , , on June 15, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

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