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Whoa! Look at that headline! Harsh words, right? Look, if we wrote what we really thought of Jim DeMint (R-Hell) we’d probably actually get in some kind of trouble. Maybe with Jesus, maybe with Satan. Whatever. The bottom line is, in the war against getting anything done in Congress Jim DeMint is a leader. A [...]

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At first we weren’t so cool with Alvin Greene as a senate candidate. He was unemployed, lived with his parents, didn’t seem too bright, and was oh so awkward. He also won a primary race without campaigning, and had zero dollars in the bank to run against Jim DeMint. After a month of terrible interviews, [...]

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We know what you’re thinking: “Dave, while that may be true, how is it in any way responsible to suggest that the great senator from South Carolina is really to blame for Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab’s failed attempt to blow up a plane and successful attempt at nearly burning himself to death”? To which we answer: [...]

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If there’s one thing we hate, aside from Sarah Palin, Nancy Pelosi, Max Baucus, Jim DeMint, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Michele Bachmann, soggy Rice Krispies, Kristen Wiig and Kate Beckinsale, it’s Weezer. Yeah. That’s right. Fucking nerd rock Weezer, here’s our message: Fuck you! Or maybe that’s just my message (I can’t speak for Josh). [...]

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We’ve done enough on health care lately to wallpaper a bedroom with the hate mail we’ve received about it (sample: “Dave, I hope you get AIDS like Ryan White and die”). So today we’ll let Jon Stewart and friends tell you how 30 Republican senators are OK with male co-workers raping their female co-workers. After [...]

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Oh, Jim DeMint! What is it that you don’t get about politics? You’ve been in the national game since 1999, so you must know that if you tell the President he’s going down, he’s going to smack you in the face! (Or at least he will through the DNC). We get ahead of ourselves. Some [...]

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