Whoa! Look at that headline! Harsh words, right? Look, if we wrote what we really thought of Jim DeMint (R-Hell) we’d probably actually get in some kind of trouble. Maybe with Jesus, maybe with Satan. Whatever. The bottom line is, in the war against getting anything done in Congress Jim DeMint is a leader. A [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Jim DeMint’
If Jim DeMint represents Christians then fuck Christians
Posted in Working the week before Christmas makes baby Jesus cry, tagged asshole, birthers, disingenuous, fail, ghey, GOP, Jesus, Jim DeMint, lame duck, lies, media, Politico, politics, religion, retarded, Senate, stupid, teabaggers, teabagging, wrong on December 15, 2010 | 3 Comments »
And now Alvin Greene has a rap
Posted in Alvin Greene for President - 4 life!, tagged Alvin Greene, awesome, Jim DeMint, military, music, politics, rap, retarded, South Carolina, U.S. Senate, video on July 23, 2010 | 2 Comments »
At first we weren’t so cool with Alvin Greene as a senate candidate. He was unemployed, lived with his parents, didn’t seem too bright, and was oh so awkward. He also won a primary race without campaigning, and had zero dollars in the bank to run against Jim DeMint. After a month of terrible interviews, [...]
Jim DeMint responsible for terrorist lighting his legs on fire
Posted in A bad day for America is a good day for the GOP, tagged asshole, fail, ghey, GOP, Jim DeMint, justice, politics, retarded, Sally Field, stupid, TSA, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, Washington Post, wrong on December 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
We know what you’re thinking: “Dave, while that may be true, how is it in any way responsible to suggest that the great senator from South Carolina is really to blame for Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab’s failed attempt to blow up a plane and successful attempt at nearly burning himself to death”? To which we answer: [...]
Maybe this bus crash is the first leg of Weezer’s “Demise” tour
Posted in Your favorite band sucks, tagged bus crash, fail, funny, ghey, Jim DeMint, journalism, Kate Beckinsale, lame, Mattie Stepanek, Max Baucus, media, Michele Bachmann, music, Nancy Pelosi, NY Times, Rivers Cuomo, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, Scott Shriner, Sean Hannity, Weezer, Weezer sucks on December 7, 2009 | 4 Comments »
If there’s one thing we hate, aside from Sarah Palin, Nancy Pelosi, Max Baucus, Jim DeMint, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Michele Bachmann, soggy Rice Krispies, Kristen Wiig and Kate Beckinsale, it’s Weezer. Yeah. That’s right. Fucking nerd rock Weezer, here’s our message: Fuck you! Or maybe that’s just my message (I can’t speak for Josh). [...]

