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The one, the only: “Joetorious” Joe Biden

Posted in Joetorious, tagged , , , , , on January 25, 2011 | Leave a Comment »

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Oh FINE! We’ll live blog this shit

Posted in Fancy live blog, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , on January 25, 2011 | 3 Comments »

Well hey, we’re not doing anything else, so let’s kick this sucker off. Y’all ready for this!? State of the Union time, baby! Let’s get it on! 9:07 This is, of course, the most important part of the speech. Who’s on the center aisle? Who transcended party labels and waited literally HOURS to get his [...]

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Time to put Joe Biden back in the closet

Posted in Joetorious, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 29, 2010 | 2 Comments »

Okay, fine. We haven’t exactly been on our game lately. On the one hand, this site has sort of turned into a sad video-sharing and tweet-compiling service, but on the other hand STOP WHINING — we still had a better week than Joe Biden. Granted that’s a low bar, but Jiminy Christmas, what the heck [...]

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Joe Biden apologizes for saying the coolest thing ever

Posted in Joetorious, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 19, 2010 | 8 Comments »

Gah. Here it is Wednesday — hump day, no less –  and we’re feeling pretty good about the state of Fat America. The primaries Tuesday were fun; a doofus, philandering, holier-than-thou, abstinence-only education turd burglar got caught boning someone on his staff and was forced to resign; and there was a two-for-one at Costco on [...]

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And a big congratulations to Joe Biden

Posted in Joetorious, tagged , , , , , , on May 18, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

We’re pretty sure that Vice President Biden wakes up every day, stretches his arms and says something like, “it’s another great day to be Joe Biden.” With everyone combing through the executive branch’s financial disclosures (Barack Obama’s dog cost $1,600!?), we stopped reading after this nugget: While Obama earned between $1M and $5M in book [...]

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Biden admits that Obama is the Devil

Posted in Joetorious, tagged , , , , , , , , , on April 22, 2010 | 3 Comments »

Human gaffe machine Joe Biden visited ladies teevee program “The View” today, and tried to explain why every single word he ever says is either a gaffe or just a way of setting up his next gaffe. Naturally, talk turned to his “big fucking deal” comment, and Biden let everyone in on a secret: Obama [...]

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