Well hey, we’re not doing anything else, so let’s kick this sucker off. Y’all ready for this!? State of the Union time, baby! Let’s get it on! 9:07 This is, of course, the most important part of the speech. Who’s on the center aisle? Who transcended party labels and waited literally HOURS to get his [...]
Posts Tagged ‘John Boehner’
A little hypocrisy to go with your takeover
Posted in A bad day for America is a good day for the GOP, tagged asshole, cranky, disingenuous, fail, John Boehner, media, politics, retarded, stupid, teabaggers, teabagging, wrong on October 28, 2010 | 3 Comments »
I’m not sure which is worse, the fact that John Boehner is a lying hypocrite or that he doesn’t give a shit that he’s a lying hypocrite. Just take a look at this thing he said over the summer: All of the president’s talk of post-partisanship, reaching out and finding common ground reminds us that [...]
If pandering is a new idea then the Pledge to America is full of new ideas
Posted in GOP FAIL, tagged disingenuous, economy, GOP, John Boehner, Jon Stewart, lies, media, politics, Republicans, retarded, Sarah Palin, stupid, teabaggers, teabagging, The Daily Show on September 24, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Just read the Pledge to America (because apparently we hate ourselves) and was not surprised to see that it doesn’t contain the first new idea…unless you count occasional pandering to teabaggers a new idea. We’ll let Jon Stewart explain it for us. Postcards From the Pledge, posted with vodpod
It’s cool everyone, John Boehner is just naturally orange
Posted in Are you fucking kidding me?, tagged cancer, ghey, John Boehner, lies, Ohio, orange, retarded, Snooki, stupid, tanning, Wall Street Journal on September 23, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
I don’t even know where to start with this one, but this is an actual quote from would-be Speaker John Boehner: I have never been in a tanning bed or used a tanning product.” – House Minority Leader John Boehner (R), in an interview with the Wall Street Journal, “addressing a perennial source of jokes” [...]
John Boehner: Still evil, still tanned
Posted in A good day for America is a bad day for the GOP, tagged balls, economy, fail, financial reform, ghey, GOP, Greatest Depression, John Boehner, lies, media, politics, retarded, stupid, Wall Street, wrong on July 15, 2010 | 5 Comments »
So get this. As of this writing (2:01 p.m.) the Senate has not passed Wall Street reform. They’ve just voted to end debate on it (which means it’s ready for a final vote). John Boehner – before the bill has passed – is already calling for its repeal. Why? Because he’s a total motherfucker. I [...]

