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Say that three times fast! This shit is confusing, but here’s the low down: John McCain had the balls to call someone not himself a huckster. I KNOW, RIGHT?!! Granted, the one on the receiving end of the huckster taunt is JD Hayworth, who in addition to being a hate-filled, race-baiting motherfucker is also probably [...]

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Shut up, John McCain, you asshole! Jesus Christ, just when you thought twitter and John McCain couldn’t get any worse, they combine forces with the freakin’ Jersey Shore for this goddamn shit. Stop it, stop it, stop it!

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That’s not really a quote, but it is the sentiment expressed by the Canadian rock trio through their attorney, who asked that Rand Paul’s campaign stop using the songs “Spirit of Radio” and “Tom Sawyer” in Web ads and campaign appearances. Jesus, when are politicians going to learn this one? You want to use some [...]

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Gah. Here it is Wednesday — hump day, no less –  and we’re feeling pretty good about the state of Fat America. The primaries Tuesday were fun; a doofus, philandering, holier-than-thou, abstinence-only education turd burglar got caught boning someone on his staff and was forced to resign; and there was a two-for-one at Costco on [...]

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We’re not suggesting that teabaggers would promote anything to keep brown people down. (Just ask Rep. John Lewis!) We’re just saying that in a time when everyone opposed to the new Arizona law is crying racism and everyone for it is saying it’s not racist and the only people for it are white people… Yeah, [...]

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Ol’ Walnuts just won’t rest until he’s shredded every bit of his legacy. The sad shell of a human being already decided that after being tortured mercilessly in Vietnam, he’s cool with other people being tortured, and now he’s totes okay with American citizens (only if they have funny-soundin’ Muslim names?) not being Mirandized. When [...]

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