Rep. Bob Etheridge (D-NC) is a Blue Dog, and, apparently, a verifiable crazy person. This video is making the rounds, and it shows Etheridge just strolling down the street before straight cold grabbin’ and jabbin’ some young punk. Granted the youngster was pointing a camera in his face, and, refused to say where he was [...]
Posts Tagged ‘kids’
The dumbening of America (nationwide version)
Posted in The future of America is a group of dickwads, tagged balls, cheating, cranky, fail, fat, kids, lies, retarded, students, stupid, U.S. News & World Report, USA, wrong on May 14, 2010 | 2 Comments »
It’s great time to be a Fat American high school student. Not only does your history get rewritten into a more conservative- and Jesus-palatable version by the Texas State Board of Education, but you get to have all the benefits of cheating without the guilty feelings of cheating…mostly because you don’t actually view cheating as [...]
Maybe you shouldn’t have kids if you’re retarded
Posted in You're the problem, tagged balls, Boston, Boston Herald, cranky, disingenuous, fail, fat, funny, ghey, kids, lies, retarded, South Boston, stupid, The Big Lebowski, white russians, wrong on May 3, 2010 | 3 Comments »
Harsh suggestion, perhaps. And hey, it didn’t stop this guy. But check out this story in the Boston Herald, in which a mother gets angry at a restaurant because she wasn’t paying attention to her child. Gack. And we realize that the Boston Herald isn’t a real newspaper, but the dum-dums have to read something [...]
Cognitive dissonance of the day
Posted in You're the problem, tagged ghey, health care, kids, oblivious, politics, retarded, stupid, teabaggers, USA, Valerie Shirk on April 15, 2010 | 7 Comments »
It’s so hard most days to choose the most ridiculous thing said by a Teabagger, but today it was actually pretty easy. Here’s a quote from today’s Boston Globe article on yesterday’s Tea Party: When asked why her family used state-subsidized health care when she criticized people who take handouts, Valerie Shirk, [who has children [...]
PSA: Don’t have unprotected sex unless you’re rich like Bristol Palin
Posted in Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?, tagged Bristol Palin, dumb, ghey, kids, PSAs, retarded, Sarah Palin, stupid, teen pregnancy, video on April 8, 2010 | 5 Comments »
Remember when former half-term governor Sarah Palin was all riled up because David Letterman made a joke about her of-age daughter? That same of-age daughter is back in the spotlight again today because she taped just about the most bizarre public service announcement we can remember. The message? Don’t go havin’ unprotected sex and gettin’ [...]

