Whoa! Look at that headline! Harsh words, right? Look, if we wrote what we really thought of Jim DeMint (R-Hell) we’d probably actually get in some kind of trouble. Maybe with Jesus, maybe with Satan. Whatever. The bottom line is, in the war against getting anything done in Congress Jim DeMint is a leader. A [...]
Posts Tagged ‘lies’
If Jim DeMint represents Christians then fuck Christians
Posted in Working the week before Christmas makes baby Jesus cry, tagged asshole, birthers, disingenuous, fail, ghey, GOP, Jesus, Jim DeMint, lame duck, lies, media, Politico, politics, religion, retarded, Senate, stupid, teabaggers, teabagging, wrong on December 15, 2010 | 3 Comments »
If pandering is a new idea then the Pledge to America is full of new ideas
Posted in GOP FAIL, tagged disingenuous, economy, GOP, John Boehner, Jon Stewart, lies, media, politics, Republicans, retarded, Sarah Palin, stupid, teabaggers, teabagging, The Daily Show on September 24, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Just read the Pledge to America (because apparently we hate ourselves) and was not surprised to see that it doesn’t contain the first new idea…unless you count occasional pandering to teabaggers a new idea. We’ll let Jon Stewart explain it for us. Postcards From the Pledge, posted with vodpod
Why health care reform isn’t a government takeover…again
Posted in A bad day for America is a good day for the GOP, tagged disingenuous, fail, fear, ghey, GOP, health care, lies, media, Mike Pence, politics, retarded, stupid, teabaggers, wrong on September 24, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Partisanship. In a word, “Gah.” In a more eloquent — but not really more eloquent — display of thought, partisanship is terrible until you consider that the GOP and teabaggers are horrible, horrible people. To wit: Asshole Rep. Mike Pence (R-Ind.) is still touting his — and other GOP members’ — bogus claim that the [...]
It’s cool everyone, John Boehner is just naturally orange
Posted in Are you fucking kidding me?, tagged cancer, ghey, John Boehner, lies, Ohio, orange, retarded, Snooki, stupid, tanning, Wall Street Journal on September 23, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
I don’t even know where to start with this one, but this is an actual quote from would-be Speaker John Boehner: I have never been in a tanning bed or used a tanning product.” – House Minority Leader John Boehner (R), in an interview with the Wall Street Journal, “addressing a perennial source of jokes” [...]
John Boehner: Still evil, still tanned
Posted in A good day for America is a bad day for the GOP, tagged balls, economy, fail, financial reform, ghey, GOP, Greatest Depression, John Boehner, lies, media, politics, retarded, stupid, Wall Street, wrong on July 15, 2010 | 5 Comments »
So get this. As of this writing (2:01 p.m.) the Senate has not passed Wall Street reform. They’ve just voted to end debate on it (which means it’s ready for a final vote). John Boehner – before the bill has passed – is already calling for its repeal. Why? Because he’s a total motherfucker. I [...]

