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John Boehner: Still evil, still tanned

Posted in A good day for America is a bad day for the GOP, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 15, 2010 | 3 Comments »

So get this. As of this writing (2:01 p.m.) the Senate has not passed Wall Street reform. They’ve just voted to end debate on it (which means it’s ready for a final vote). John Boehner – before the bill has passed – is already calling for its repeal. Why? Because he’s a total motherfucker. I [...]

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Michele Bachmann wants to protect BP

Posted in A bad day for America is a good day for the GOP, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 16, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

We’re not really sure what Michele Bachmann (D-Crazytown) would approve of coming from the Obama White House. If BP had capped the leak after six days, she probably could have found something wrong the way the spill was handled on the administration’s end. (Obama was too efficient. Bah!) Instead of attacking the president for all [...]

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Meanwhile on George W. Bush’s Facebook page…

Posted in George W. Bush is on Facebook!, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 2, 2010 | 6 Comments »

Here are some of our favorite wall posts on the former president’s Facebook page: “Thank you mr bush for lying to the American people and for starting a war with Iraq for oil, that cost more american lives than the tragic 9/11 events. Your environmental legacy is washing up on the shores and wetlands of [...]

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Rand Paul regrouping after having his ass handed to him

Posted in Rand Paul said something stupid, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 26, 2010 | 3 Comments »

Learning early on that talking about his opposition to the Civil Rights Act is kicking him in the teeth politically, Rand Paul is hiring a new staff. Or so the AP tells us, via Talking Points Memo: Kentucky senatorial candidate Rand Paul said Tuesday he’s planning a campaign staff shake-up a week after a round [...]

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Oh, look! Teabaggers love Arizona’s immigration law

Posted in Teabagging all the way to Phoenix, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 14, 2010 | 1 Comment »

We’re not suggesting that teabaggers would promote anything to keep brown people down. (Just ask Rep. John Lewis!) We’re just saying that in a time when everyone opposed to the new Arizona law is crying racism and everyone for it is saying it’s not racist and the only people for it are white people… Yeah, [...]

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The dumbening of America (nationwide version)

Posted in The future of America is a group of dickwads, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 14, 2010 | 2 Comments »

It’s great time to be a Fat American high school student. Not only does your history get rewritten into a more conservative- and Jesus-palatable version by the Texas State Board of Education, but you get to have all the benefits of cheating without the guilty feelings of cheating…mostly because you don’t actually view cheating as [...]

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