When I think that there’s nothing out there in journalism that isn’t pissing in my face each and every day I turn to the New York Times. Why? Good fucking question. Because the New York Times is just as piss poor as everyone else these days, and what’s left of that poor piss ends up [...]
Posts Tagged ‘New York Times’
Further proof that the New York Times has lost it
Posted in It's not news; it's the New York Times, tagged equestrian, eventing, fail, ghey, horse riding, horses, media, New York Times, retarded, show jumping, stupid, wrong on August 24, 2010 | 1 Comment »
How to be an American: Don’t pay your mortgage, go to a casino
Posted in You're the problem, tagged fail, Fat America, financial crisis, ghey, mortgages, New York Times, retarded, stupid, underwater mortgages, wrong on June 1, 2010 | 6 Comments »
First, we at SCFOM want to make something perfectly clear: A lot of Fat Americans got bad mortgage deals. Second: Many of those people had no business taking those loans. Third: Walking away from an underwater mortgage is not cool, especially when one of the things you do instead of pay your mortgage is visit [...]
Worst first quote in a news story ever
Posted in Get off your ass and think New York Times, tagged Avatar, cranky, dinosaurs, fail, gambit, LA Times, media, New York Times, retarded, stupid, technology, wrong on February 5, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
More and more frequently the New York Times shows complete douchebaggery in the news stories it publishes (just take a look at this gem, “How to Speak Nanny“). In today’s science section though, they really fucked the goat-ass. Until last week, paleontologists could offer no clear-cut evidence for the color of dinosaurs. Then researchers provided [...]
Serena Williams proves she’s the worst person in sports
Posted in You're the problem, tagged ATP, Australian Open, bad sportsmanship, balls, cranky, death, fail, ghey, Haiti, justice, media, New York Times, retarded, Serena Williams, sports, stupid, tennis, trends, Wimbledon, wrong on January 19, 2010 | 3 Comments »
Hey, remember when Serena Williams threatened to kill a line judge? No? Here’s the quote: “I swear to God I’ll fucking take this ball and shove it down your fucking throat! Do you hear me? I swear to God. You better be glad — you better be fucking glad that I’m not, I swear.” Now [...]
Facebook to the rescue! (Not really!)
Posted in Stuff we actually like, tagged cranky, facebook, funny, ghey, journalism, kids, New York Times, stupid, Time magazine, wrong on January 15, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Ah, to be young. To be a Fat American teenager! To be headstrong, willful, ingenious. To be so certain that social networking sites such as Facebook mean anything to anyone over the age of 21! To not be able to see past your own fears and foibles and think about the world around you! From [...]
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