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Science: FOX News viewers are often misinformed

Posted in It's not news; it's Fox News, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 17, 2010 | 2 Comments »

According to a new study conducted by the University of Maryland, “Fox News viewers were ‘significantly’ more likely than non-viewers to erroneously believe false information about the economy, taxes, climate change, bailouts and whether President Obama was born in the United States.” Subhead: duh. Yes, apparently political propaganda thinly disguised as news and shamelessly used [...]

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BREAKING: It’s really really hot

Posted in WTF happened to the Republican Party?, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on July 19, 2010 | 3 Comments »

If you’ve been outside (and not died) in the past month or so, you already know the news, but hey, it’s really hot. How hot is it? According to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, June was the hottest June on record — ever. What’s interesting about that is the hottest June on record directly [...]

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Cash for clunkers was such an epic fail

Posted in Today in newz, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 2, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Yes, it was such an epic fail that Ford Motor Company posted its first quarterly profits in more than four years. Way to totally mess up the economy, Barack Obama! NY Times Stalinist, Marxist, Satanist, LIBERAL former-Republican Congressional candidate Dede Scozzafava not only endorsed, but started campaigning for the Democratic candidate in NY-23. CNN Hamid [...]

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SCFOM under attack!

Posted in It's pandemonium, tagged , , , , , , on October 1, 2009 | 2 Comments »

SCFOM took a lunch break, and all kinds of crazy broke out at world blog headquarters. Just like that, SCFOM actually broke news…is breaking news? WHATEVER! New York has a bit of a history of cranes murderously toppling over and killing people, but this one hit a little close to home (right across the freakin’ [...]

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Mike Huckabee is hungry, cranky, fat

Posted in Today in newz, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

We’re having trouble deciding: Mike Huckadouche or Mike Huckaghey? Either way, he wants us to lop off the UN, and dump it into the East River. Seriously. Washington Independent Holy Effing Crap, the Detroit Football Lions won a game! Washington Post In not-at-all-surprising news, CNN is focused on finding a replacement for ancient question-asking corpse [...]

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How long till Joe Wilson starts sticking out his tongue?

Posted in Today in newz, tagged , , , , , , , , , on September 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

We’re gonna start a new feature here: a daily news roundup. Actually, it’ll probably just be this one time, and then we’ll get distracted by yelling at things we’re angry about, but in theory we’re going with it. On Sunday, Joe “I’m a petulant teenager” Wilson stopped by Chris Wallace’s fake news show and vowed [...]

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