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This is real

Posted in Oh the humanity!, tagged , , , , , , , , , on June 9, 2010 | 4 Comments »

Shut up, John McCain, you asshole! Jesus Christ, just when you thought twitter and John McCain couldn’t get any worse, they combine forces with the freakin’ Jersey Shore for this goddamn shit. Stop it, stop it, stop it!

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No surprise that teabaggers are generally white dudes and idiots

Posted in Somebody just got polled, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 15, 2010 | 2 Comments »

The New York Times Wednesday evening published a story that surprised no one. The headline is, “Poll Finds Tea Party Backers Wealthier and More Educated.” You don’t say! Let’s cut the shit and get right to the guts of it. Take it away, poll results! The 18 percent of Americans who identify themselves as Tea [...]

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Jay Leno still full of shit

Posted in You're the problem, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on March 31, 2010 | 1 Comment »

While Conan O’Brien is off someplace where people aren’t allowed to talk, America’s denim sweetheart is still allowed to say terribly unfunny things and conduct a daily variety show. Life isn’t fair. But here’s the thing; every time Jay Leno opens his mouth, he makes it more clear that he’s the villain in the entire [...]

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NY Times columnist discovers e-vite

Posted in File under "Who gives a shit", tagged , , , , , , , , , , , on March 15, 2010 | 5 Comments »

Ever wonder if newspapers can make it? Wonder what the problem is with print journalism? If so, check out the op-ed in today’s New York Times titled: “It’s my party, and you have to answer.” Almost inexplicably, it’s about e-vites (as if they’re something new). Even more inexplicably, the author is upset — maybe even [...]

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Fox News: Still fair, still balanced*

Posted in It's not news; it's Fox News, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 4, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

*Not really. As per usual, “The Daily Show” does a better job of news analysis than anyone else. They also make something funny that most people would want to kill over. So, onto Fox’s “news show” with Megyn Kelly, which has a totally huge non-biased viewer panel, too. more about “Fox News: Still fair, still [...]

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Being grumpy rulez (FU)!

Posted in I'm angry and I'm happy about it so fuck off, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on March 3, 2010 | 1 Comment »

From those (good?) people at Scientific American comes confirmation of something we always suspected to be true: Being a grump is good for you. Hear that all you “think positive” twits? Stop telling me that I should smile more. If I want your opinion, I’ll pick up my iPhone and dial your fucking asshole. Back [...]

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