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And now Alvin Greene has a rap

Posted in Alvin Greene for President - 4 life!, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on July 23, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

At first we weren’t so cool with Alvin Greene as a senate candidate. He was unemployed, lived with his parents, didn’t seem too bright, and was oh so awkward. He also won a primary race without campaigning, and had zero dollars in the bank to run against Jim DeMint. After a month of terrible interviews, [...]

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John Boehner: Still evil, still tanned

Posted in A good day for America is a bad day for the GOP, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 15, 2010 | 3 Comments »

So get this. As of this writing (2:01 p.m.) the Senate has not passed Wall Street reform. They’ve just voted to end debate on it (which means it’s ready for a final vote). John Boehner – before the bill has passed – is already calling for its repeal. Why? Because he’s a total motherfucker. I [...]

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Crazy clown-lady wants Glenn Beck to be president…of AMERICA

Posted in Shut up Glenn Beck, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on July 13, 2010 | 3 Comments »

And WHY THE HELL NOT!? Two things of note: first, she uses perhaps the greatest argument we’ve ever heard. “Oh, Glenn Beck doesn’t want to be president, you say. Guess who else didn’t? George Freakin’ Washington! CASE CLOSED. Except not really, because guess who else didn’t want to be president. JESUS! BOOM! But he WAS!

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Every single “Climategate” scientist cleared of wrongdoing

Posted in You're an idiot, tagged , , , , , , , , , on July 7, 2010 | 2 Comments »

It’s probably not good form to just recycle a headline as the first sentence in a post, but who the hell cares: Every single “Climategate” scientist has been cleared of wrongdoing. An independent report released Wednesday into the leaked “Climategate” e-mails found no evidence to question the “rigor and honesty” of scientists involved. The scandal [...]

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Time to put Joe Biden back in the closet

Posted in Joetorious, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 29, 2010 | 2 Comments »

Okay, fine. We haven’t exactly been on our game lately. On the one hand, this site has sort of turned into a sad video-sharing and tweet-compiling service, but on the other hand STOP WHINING — we still had a better week than Joe Biden. Granted that’s a low bar, but Jiminy Christmas, what the heck [...]

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Arizona huckster calls huckster a huckster

Posted in John McCain is the new Ronald Reagan in that they both had dementia, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 23, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

Say that three times fast! This shit is confusing, but here’s the low down: John McCain had the balls to call someone not himself a huckster. I KNOW, RIGHT?!! Granted, the one on the receiving end of the huckster taunt is JD Hayworth, who in addition to being a hate-filled, race-baiting motherfucker is also probably [...]

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