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Anti-earmark Teabagger Congressmen rake in $1 Billion in earmarks

Posted in But that's not what Sarah Palin told me!, tagged , , , , , , , , , on December 2, 2010 | 3 Comments »

Yes, that’s “billion” with a “b.” Wrap your empty little Teabagger head around that one, fatty! The people you’re sending to Washington to cut government waste and fight against the man are, not surprisingly, part of the problem. The ridiculous things they claim to stand for…well, those are all new positions they’ve taken to save [...]

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Shocker: Contract from America naïve, uninformed and childish

Posted in Are those balls in your face or were you talking about some other kind of teabag?, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 16, 2010 | 5 Comments »

By now you’ve probably heard that the teabaggers – you know, those people who want you to put your balls in their faces who are largely wealthy, educated white people – want you to sign their contract from America. First: We’ve seen their signs and heard them speak and wonder just what degrees they could [...]

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No surprise that teabaggers are generally white dudes and idiots

Posted in Somebody just got polled, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 15, 2010 | 2 Comments »

The New York Times Wednesday evening published a story that surprised no one. The headline is, “Poll Finds Tea Party Backers Wealthier and More Educated.” You don’t say! Let’s cut the shit and get right to the guts of it. Take it away, poll results! The 18 percent of Americans who identify themselves as Tea [...]

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There’s only one Bono

Posted in Aporkalypse Now, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 10, 2009 | 3 Comments »

And by that we mean: Billy Corgan, we don’t give a shit about your opinion. Billy’s the latest sort-of-famous person we’re adding to the category “Celebrities weighing in on something about which they have zero knowledge.” (The list includes Jenny McCarthy and anything, John Ratzenberger and health care, and Warren Beatty and the 2003 recall [...]

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Headline of the day

Posted in Barf, tagged , , , , , , on November 9, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Not surprisingly, our headline of the day comes from Politico: Of course, by “very serious,” Mike Huckabee actually means, “just so so fat.”

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Fox News spurs government expansion

Posted in Today in newz, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , on October 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

In the not-at-all-surprising story of the day, death threats against the president are coming in at an “unprecedented number. Wonder what kind of crazy is spurring that. Talking Points Memo Everybody panic! The swine flu has finally affected pigs! NY Times Liz Cheney couldn’t figure out why people are “afraid” of her, so HuffPo editor [...]

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