And by that we mean: Billy Corgan, we don’t give a shit about your opinion. Billy’s the latest sort-of-famous person we’re adding to the category “Celebrities weighing in on something about which they have zero knowledge.” (The list includes Jenny McCarthy and anything, John Ratzenberger and health care, and Warren Beatty and the 2003 recall [...]
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Fat is the new black
Posted in Stop being so fat, tagged balls, cranky, fail, fat, food, funny, ghey, health care, LA Times, Michael Jackson, pork, retarded, stupid, the fats, trends, USA, wrong on October 12, 2009 | 3 Comments »
And everyone out there is black, which in this metaphor means fat. You’re so fat that you wrote a book called Fat!So? You’re so fat your cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard. You’re so fat you got baptized at Sea World. You’re so fat the last time you saw “90210″ you were on a scale.
Are [...]
The real threat to America
Posted in You're the problem, tagged Duggar, fail, fat, ghey, Jesus, People magazine, pork, retarded, stupid, wrong on October 9, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Sorry. I meant Fat America.
Before I write about the stupid Duggar family and their brood of retards (apologies to real retards), here’s a message to the anti-haters (if we’re haters): We don’t give a shit that these are newborns or that the Duggars love Jesus. OK? OK.
And yes, this is a People magazine story we’re [...]
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