Posted in Aporkalypse Now, tagged balls, Barack Obama, Billy Corgan, Bob Dylan, celebrities, fail, fear, ghey, H1N1, health care, Jenny McCarthy, Jesus, Jimmy Chamberlain, John Lennon, John Ratzenberger, media, pork, retarded, Robert Smith, stupid, swine flu, Warren Beatty, wrong on November 10, 2009 | 3 Comments »
And by that we mean: Billy Corgan, we don’t give a shit about your opinion. Billy’s the latest sort-of-famous person we’re adding to the category “Celebrities weighing in on something about which they have zero knowledge.” (The list includes Jenny McCarthy and anything, John Ratzenberger and health care, and Warren Beatty and the 2003 recall [...]
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Not surprisingly, our headline of the day comes from Politico:
Of course, by “very serious,” Mike Huckabee actually means, “just so so fat.”
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Posted in Today in newz, tagged assassination, Barack Obama, death, Glenn Beck, GOP, Huffington Post, Jews, Liz Cheney, politics, pork, swine flu, threats on October 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
In the not-at-all-surprising story of the day, death threats against the president are coming in at an “unprecedented number. Wonder what kind of crazy is spurring that. Talking Points Memo
Everybody panic! The swine flu has finally affected pigs! NY Times
Liz Cheney couldn’t figure out why people are “afraid” of her, so HuffPo editor Roy Sekoff [...]
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Posted in R.I.P.G.O.P., tagged pork, politics, balls, wrong, GOP, John McCain, stupid, ghey, retarded, John Ensign, Jim DeMint, Lindsey Graham, Roger Wicker, David Vitter, John Thune, Richard Shelby, Jeff Sessions, Pat Roberts, Jim Risch, Mitch McConnell, John Kyl, Mike Johanns, Johnny Isakson, James Inhofe, Judd Gregg, Mike Enzi, Mike Crapo, John Cornyn, Bob Corker, Thad Cochran, Tom Coburn, Saxby Chambliss, Richard Burr, Jim Bunning, Sam Brownback, Kit Bond, John Barrasso, Lamar Alexander on October 15, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
We’ve done enough on health care lately to wallpaper a bedroom with the hate mail we’ve received about it (sample: “Dave, I hope you get AIDS like Ryan White and die”). So today we’ll let Jon Stewart and friends tell you how 30 Republican senators are OK with male co-workers raping their female co-workers. After [...]
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Posted in Stop being so fat, tagged balls, cranky, fail, fat, food, funny, ghey, health care, LA Times, Michael Jackson, pork, retarded, stupid, the fats, trends, USA, wrong on October 12, 2009 | 3 Comments »
And everyone out there is black, which in this metaphor means fat. You’re so fat that you wrote a book called Fat!So? You’re so fat your cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard. You’re so fat you got baptized at Sea World. You’re so fat the last time you saw “90210″ you were on a scale.
Are [...]
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Posted in You're the problem, tagged Duggar, fail, fat, ghey, Jesus, People magazine, pork, retarded, stupid, wrong on October 9, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Sorry. I meant Fat America.
Before I write about the stupid Duggar family and their brood of retards (apologies to real retards), here’s a message to the anti-haters (if we’re haters): We don’t give a shit that these are newborns or that the Duggars love Jesus. OK? OK.
And yes, this is a People magazine story we’re [...]
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