Wait a minute…you mean a guy who’s decided to live his life according to the teachings of we’re-not-sure-whom couldn’t hack it? What the hell are we talking about? We’re talking about Rep. Mark Souder (R-IN). This guy is so conservative that other people in Indiana say, “Holy shit, this guy’s conservative. And excuse me, Lord, [...]
Posts Tagged ‘religion’
Whoa…another conservative Christian had an affair?
Posted in Mark Souder puts the sexy back in Indiana!, tagged blame, fail, Ft. Wayne, funny, ghey, GOP, Indiana, Jesus, journalism, Mark Souder, media, not gay!, politics, religion, Republicans, retarded, stupid, teabaggers, teabagging, Washington D.C., wrong on May 18, 2010 | 1 Comment »
If you don’t believe every word of the Bible, you can’t be governor of Alabama
Posted in Hey WTF is this?, tagged Alabama, Bible, Bradley Byrne, ghey, GOP, Jesus, Moses, Noah's ark, politics, religion, retarded, Roy Moore, stupid, The South, Tim James on May 11, 2010 | 1 Comment »
We didn’t really bank on becoming a political blog about Alabama politics, but those yokels are making ignoring their goings-on near impossible. Surprisingly, we’re not even talking about something Tim James — the lunatic who says things like “This is Alabama. We speak English” while wandering around his slave plantation — did this time. Instead [...]
Rough day for Lord Jesus Christ
Posted in Hey WTF is this?, tagged ghey, injuries, Lord Jesus Christ, Massachusetts, names, religion, saviors, stupid, traffic mishaps on May 7, 2010 | 2 Comments »
With all the priest sex abuse and anti-gay pastors running around with male escorts, it’s been a rough few days years for Jesus. Just when you figured things couldn’t get worse for the poor guy, this happened: That’s right, Lord Jesus Christ was hit by a car in Massachusetts. His crime? Crossing a street in [...]
Racism now out in the open and acceptable!
Posted in That's racist, tagged cranky, media, trends, politics, balls, racism, teabagging, GOP, fail, stupid, ghey, religion, death, retarded, journalism, health care, House of Representatives, lies, birthers, Alan Grayson, disingenuous, teabaggers, Dan Fanelli on May 5, 2010 | 7 Comments »
While Josh was writing that rich, white assholes are complaining that to be called a teabagger is akin to calling a black person “nigger,” I was looking for examples of white people showing their racist thoughts outwardly in the mainstream media. And guess what! It took me less than five minutes! Over at Talking Points [...]
Shock: Anti-Muslim bigot just a big NASCAR fan
Posted in That's racist, tagged Washington Post, racism, stupid, ghey, religion, retarded, lies, Virginia, Douglas Story, NASCAR, Islam, Tony Stewart, Dale Earnhardt Jr. on April 29, 2010 | 9 Comments »
The internets were abuzz last week when the photo on the left popped up. It was taken in Virginia (shocking), and features the Confederate Flag’s stars and bars and a huge mural of the attacks on the World Trade Center with the caption “everything I ever needed to know about Islam I learned on 9/11.” [...]

