The American Taliban strikes again, not surprisingly in Alabama, where Gov.-elect Robert Bentley (R) told a Martin Luther King Day crowd that they were all his brothers and sisters – if and only if they are Christian and have “been saved.” Yes, on a day dedicated to teaching justice, equality, togetherness and unity, the future [...]
Posts Tagged ‘religion’
If Jim DeMint represents Christians then fuck Christians
Posted in Working the week before Christmas makes baby Jesus cry, tagged asshole, birthers, disingenuous, fail, ghey, GOP, Jesus, Jim DeMint, lame duck, lies, media, Politico, politics, religion, retarded, Senate, stupid, teabaggers, teabagging, wrong on December 15, 2010 | 3 Comments »
Whoa! Look at that headline! Harsh words, right? Look, if we wrote what we really thought of Jim DeMint (R-Hell) we’d probably actually get in some kind of trouble. Maybe with Jesus, maybe with Satan. Whatever. The bottom line is, in the war against getting anything done in Congress Jim DeMint is a leader. A [...]
Kentucky taking the lead in rebuilding Noah’s Ark
Posted in Your idea isn't as good as you think, tagged Bible, ghey, GOP, Kentucky, Noah's ark, politics, religion, retarded, Steve Beshear, stupid, waste on December 1, 2010 | 1 Comment »
This is an actual press release from Gov. Steve Beshear (R-KY). Again, this is not an Onion article – this is real. (Click photo for full press release) Ya hear that, Kentucky? You’re building Noah’s Ark! You officially have the technological savvy of people who lived 7,000 years ago (or, more specifically, never lived).
NFL player blames God for dropped touchdown pass
Posted in Best. Story. Ever., tagged awesome, Buffalo Bills, fail, football, ghey, God, great, religion, sports, Steve Johnson, stupid, twitter, video on November 29, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Here at SCFOM, we like our sports. What we don’t like, though, is the terrible habit athletes have of thanking God for every single thing they do. David Ortiz hits a home run; thanks God. Kurt Warner wins the Super Bowl; thanks God. Floyd Mayweather punches another man in the head for 10 rounds; thanks [...]
Can we all agree that this guy shouldn’t run the Energy and Commerce Committee?
Posted in Hey WTF is this?, tagged Christianity, Congress, ghey, God, GOP, John Shimkus, politics, religion, retarded, stupid on November 12, 2010 | 2 Comments »
We don’t all agree on everything, especially when it comes to politics, but with soaring deficits, mounting debt and Baby Boomers who are about to blow up Social Security, we should be agreeing on more. So as a starting point, can we all agree that John Shimkus (R-IL) should NOT be the chairman of the [...]

