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And now Alvin Greene has a rap

Posted in Alvin Greene for President - 4 life!, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on July 23, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

At first we weren’t so cool with Alvin Greene as a senate candidate. He was unemployed, lived with his parents, didn’t seem too bright, and was oh so awkward. He also won a primary race without campaigning, and had zero dollars in the bank to run against Jim DeMint. After a month of terrible interviews, [...]

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GOP trots out famous patriot George W. Bush to win elections

Posted in R.I.P.G.O.P., tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 20, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

It worked brilliantly in 2006 and 2008, so hey, why not head to the well one more time. Already famous for turning record surpluses into record deficits, starting not one, but TWO wars and overseeing the “largest federal government expansion since Franklin Delano Roosevelt,” the GOP is turning to a man so reviled by the [...]

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BREAKING: It’s really really hot

Posted in WTF happened to the Republican Party?, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on July 19, 2010 | 3 Comments »

If you’ve been outside (and not died) in the past month or so, you already know the news, but hey, it’s really hot. How hot is it? According to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, June was the hottest June on record — ever. What’s interesting about that is the hottest June on record directly [...]

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John Boehner: Still evil, still tanned

Posted in A good day for America is a bad day for the GOP, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 15, 2010 | 3 Comments »

So get this. As of this writing (2:01 p.m.) the Senate has not passed Wall Street reform. They’ve just voted to end debate on it (which means it’s ready for a final vote). John Boehner – before the bill has passed – is already calling for its repeal. Why? Because he’s a total motherfucker. I [...]

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This could literally happen only in America

Posted in Guns are totes American!, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on July 12, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

So. You’re asleep. You hear a noise that rouses you from your alcohol-induced slumber. Naturally you grab the handgun you keep on your nightstand – or under your pillow, AMIRITE? – and fire. Problem: You’ve just shot your grandson who was staying at your house and getting up to take a whiz in the middle [...]

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Time to put Joe Biden back in the closet

Posted in Joetorious, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 29, 2010 | 2 Comments »

Okay, fine. We haven’t exactly been on our game lately. On the one hand, this site has sort of turned into a sad video-sharing and tweet-compiling service, but on the other hand STOP WHINING — we still had a better week than Joe Biden. Granted that’s a low bar, but Jiminy Christmas, what the heck [...]

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