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BREAKING: It’s really really hot

Posted in WTF happened to the Republican Party?, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on July 19, 2010 | 3 Comments »

If you’ve been outside (and not died) in the past month or so, you already know the news, but hey, it’s really hot. How hot is it? According to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, June was the hottest June on record — ever. What’s interesting about that is the hottest June on record directly [...]

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Time to put Joe Biden back in the closet

Posted in Joetorious, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 29, 2010 | 2 Comments »

Okay, fine. We haven’t exactly been on our game lately. On the one hand, this site has sort of turned into a sad video-sharing and tweet-compiling service, but on the other hand STOP WHINING — we still had a better week than Joe Biden. Granted that’s a low bar, but Jiminy Christmas, what the heck [...]

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Republican House candidate says GOP “liberated Europe in WWII”

Posted in And then there was the time the GOP killed Godzilla AND the T-Rex, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 26, 2010 | 2 Comments »

We already knew that Ronald Reagan single-handedly ended the Cold War when he yelled “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!” What we didn’t know (until today!) is that Republicans also liberated Europe in World War II. Yes, all by themselves. Oh sure the president was FDR (a reviled Socialist, no less), but the troops just [...]

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Ronald Reagan: Lunatic leftist

Posted in A good day for America is a bad day for the GOP, tagged , , , , , , , , on April 7, 2010 | 1 Comment »

In the wake of Obama’s announced limits on when the U.S. would use nuclear arms (the announcement that’s making Republicans go insane — more insane), we submit these two quotes without commentary: “A nuclear-free world has been a 60-year dream of the Left, just like socialized health-care,” – Rudy Giuliani, NRO, 2010. “A nuclear war [...]

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Apparently being black is a high crime…

Posted in Somebody just got polled, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 10, 2009 | 14 Comments »

Just yesterday we posed the question: Can [Fat] Americans even remember what they had for breakfast? Today we complement that with: Christ, Fat Americans are the most petty, annoying, childish douchebaggery-lovin’ scoundrels on the planet. More than dirty Muslims! Now, if I were President, I’m guessing lots of people would think I’m an ass for [...]

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Republicans responsible for everything awesome, ever

Posted in R.I.P.G.O.P., tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 14, 2009 | 1 Comment »

A nod to Time.com: OMG, y’all! GOP.com is the best site evers! Jeez. Michael Steele and his pals over at the new and improved GOP Web site — you know, the place where they ask, “Why are YOU are [sic] Republican?” — have a nifty little timeline in which they tout all the great things [...]

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