It’s bad enough that you’ve likely convinced a bunch of dumb, fat white guys out there who want to fuck you that you’d make a good president. But seriously, just stop being a horrible, ignorant, intolerant, pandering former half-term governor. There are times on this site when we think we shouldn’t call Sarah Palin names [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Sarah Palin’
Sarah Palin, please stop murdering English
Posted in Sarah Palin said something else stupid, tagged death, disingenuous, fail, fear, ghey, Jesus, media, politics, racism, retarded, Sarah Palin, stupid, teabaggers, teabagging, USA, wrong on January 12, 2011 | 1 Comment »
Gabrielle Giffords, Put in Crosshairs by Sarah Palin, Shot in Head
Posted in Nothing says freedom like shooting your representative, tagged death, fail, fear, Gabrielle Giffords, Glenn Beck, health care, media, politics, retarded, Sarah Palin, stupid, teabaggers, teabagging, wrong on January 8, 2011 | 2 Comments »
There’s not much to post except that we hope fucktards like Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck and whomever else will think twice before riling up their Neanderthal bases. Unlikely. I’d try not calling names but they’re fucktards and their bases are filled with Neanderthals. So someone walked into an event that Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords (D-Ariz.) was [...]
Everyone loses: Agree
Posted in Everyone fails. Everyone. Everywhere. Fails., tagged cranky, fail, fat, fear, FOX News, ghey, GOP, Greatest Depression, health care, Jesus, journalism, media, old, politics, racism, retarded, Sarah Palin, stupid, teabaggers, teabagging, trends, wrong on October 18, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
If pandering is a new idea then the Pledge to America is full of new ideas
Posted in GOP FAIL, tagged disingenuous, economy, GOP, John Boehner, Jon Stewart, lies, media, politics, Republicans, retarded, Sarah Palin, stupid, teabaggers, teabagging, The Daily Show on September 24, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Just read the Pledge to America (because apparently we hate ourselves) and was not surprised to see that it doesn’t contain the first new idea…unless you count occasional pandering to teabaggers a new idea. We’ll let Jon Stewart explain it for us. Postcards From the Pledge, posted with vodpod
Dispatches from Crazytown
Posted in Stop being so fat, tagged America, fat, freedom, ghey, Glenn Beck, GOP, Louis Gohmert, Michele Bachmann, religion, retarded, Sarah Palin, stupid on August 29, 2010 | 2 Comments »
Why yes we did attend Glenn Beck’s Freedomfest yesterday on the National Mall. Here’s the video. Photos of fat people to come.
Arizona huckster calls huckster a huckster
Posted in John McCain is the new Ronald Reagan in that they both had dementia, tagged Arizona, balls, disingenuous, fail, fear, funny, ghey, GOP, JD Hayworth, Jesus, John McCain, media, politics, retarded, Sarah Palin, Senate, stupid, teabaggers, teabagging, wrong on June 23, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Say that three times fast! This shit is confusing, but here’s the low down: John McCain had the balls to call someone not himself a huckster. I KNOW, RIGHT?!! Granted, the one on the receiving end of the huckster taunt is JD Hayworth, who in addition to being a hate-filled, race-baiting motherfucker is also probably [...]

