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And now Alvin Greene has a rap

Posted in Alvin Greene for President - 4 life!, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on July 23, 2010 | 2 Comments »

At first we weren’t so cool with Alvin Greene as a senate candidate. He was unemployed, lived with his parents, didn’t seem too bright, and was oh so awkward. He also won a primary race without campaigning, and had zero dollars in the bank to run against Jim DeMint. After a month of terrible interviews, [...]

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How to win the South Carolina Democrat primary

Posted in Here's the way you do it fucknuts, tagged , , , , , , , on June 9, 2010 | 2 Comments »

Do nothing. No, seriously. Alvin Greene is an unemployed veteran who has never held political office. After filing for the Democratic primary in the Senate race from South Carolina, his campaign seemed to stop. There is no Alvin Greene web site, no Alvin Greene bumper stickers, no Alvin Greene yard signs. There’s not even an [...]

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Breaking: Least surprising news ever

Posted in Breaking news, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on December 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Jenny Sanford is divorcing her cheating husband — lover of all things Appalachian — Gov. Mark Sanford. Using government funds to buy business class tickets to visit your mistress in Argentina — and lying about it — isn’t an impeachable offense, but apparently it’s a divorceable one. Way to go, Jenny! The wife of embattled [...]

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Joe Wilson only likes one-syllable words

Posted in Deep in the heart of stupid, tagged , , , , , , , , , on November 4, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Here’s a fun fact about Joe “YOU LIE” Wilson: every time he doesn’t know what a word means, he actually grabs a dictionary, puts on his spectacles and figures out what it means! Here’s another fun fact about Joe Wilson: He has to do that after literally every single word he hears every single day. [...]

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South Carolina still fighting the Civil War

Posted in Today in newz, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Are you surprised? No! Any state that has a representative like Joe “I Hate Blacks” Wilson would certainly keep flying the Confederate flag at the State House. The debate over the flag in South Carolina is old and the people who want it flying are bigots, but they’re willing to discuss the flag with the [...]

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Governor disappears; no one cares

Posted in Wait...what?, tagged , , , , , , on June 22, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

After an exhausting fight against horrific federal stimulus money, South Carolina’s governor has straight up disappeared. Kicker: no one really cares. COLUMBIA, S.C. — Where is South Carolina’s governor? Gov. Mark Sanford’s wife said Monday she did not know the location of the two-term Republican chief executive. Sanford’s staff declined to disclose where he was. [...]

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