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NFL player blames God for dropped touchdown pass

Posted in Best. Story. Ever., tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 29, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

Here at SCFOM, we like our sports. What we don’t like, though, is the terrible habit athletes have of thanking God for every single thing they do. David Ortiz hits a home run; thanks God. Kurt Warner wins the Super Bowl; thanks God. Floyd Mayweather punches another man in the head for 10 rounds; thanks [...]

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Philly Congressman vows to tase his own son

Posted in Ah the City of Brotherly I FUCKING HATE YOU!, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on May 6, 2010 | 1 Comment »

If you’ve ever had the misfortune of attending a sporting event in Philadelphia — anything from, god forbid, an Eagles game to a little league game — you know that sports fans in the City of Brotherly Love will boo Santa Claus, intentionally vomit on children and overall behave so poorly that they need a [...]

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Right-wing media hardly even trying with latest Obama attack

Posted in Terrible journalism, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 19, 2010 | 6 Comments »

Poland’s late president Lech Kaczynski and his wife were buried on Sunday, and numerous world leaders were unable to attend the state funeral for reasons that continue to baffle secretly-gay Matt Drudge. Some hearty souls, however, took to the roads, the rails and the skies, and after hours of travel paid their respects. Slovenian President [...]

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Has Tiger Woods learned anything?

Posted in Tiger Woods loves his skanks, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , on April 8, 2010 | 3 Comments »

Take a look at Tiger’s new Nike ad and guess. It features just Tiger and his father’s voice. Answer after the jump.

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Sometimes we cover women’s basketball. So what?

Posted in Stuff we actually like, tagged , , , , , , on April 7, 2010 | 2 Comments »

You don’t get to see much dunking in women’s basketball, which explains why these feisty high school players resorted to using one player as a step. Yes, in theory it could lead to a slightly more dramatic lay-up, but in reality, the play wasn’t much of a success — unless you like watching people slam [...]

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Happy birthday to us!

Posted in Keep it in your pants but IT'S OUR BIRTHDAY!, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 7, 2010 | 7 Comments »

Hi everyone! Here it is, a year later, and what do we have to report? Readership is up, this guy’s still an idiot, and your mother’s a tramp. Oh, and the country is full of crazy people. What started as a Web site that was intended to be a spot in which we as reporters [...]

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