There have been a whole lot of, “Oh, fuck me” moments in the news during the week of June 20. The good people at “The Daily Show” break it down for us. more about “Bah“, posted with vodpod
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Bah – what a week (or as one of my ex-bosses would say, “weak”)
Posted in Gah, tagged BP, CNN, cranky, fail, FOX News, funny, ghey, John Isner, Jon Stewart, Nicolas Mahut, oil spill, tennis, The Daily Show, USA! USA!, video, Wimbledon on June 25, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Serena Williams proves she’s the worst person in sports
Posted in You're the problem, tagged ATP, Australian Open, bad sportsmanship, balls, cranky, death, fail, ghey, Haiti, justice, media, New York Times, retarded, Serena Williams, sports, stupid, tennis, trends, Wimbledon, wrong on January 19, 2010 | 3 Comments »
Hey, remember when Serena Williams threatened to kill a line judge? No? Here’s the quote: “I swear to God I’ll fucking take this ball and shove it down your fucking throat! Do you hear me? I swear to God. You better be glad — you better be fucking glad that I’m not, I swear.” Now [...]
Tennis justice served into the net
Posted in Thanks for nothing, tagged fail, NY Times, retarded, Serena Williams, stupid, tennis, US Open on November 30, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Ugh. Just when we’re all full of Thanksgiving food and thankful that we’ve somehow managed to not gain weight, our happy post-Thanksgiving vibe is ruined by the following, from the New York Times: Serena Williams, the top-ranked player in women’s tennis, will pay a price for her threatening, profanity-laced tirade against a lineswoman during the [...]
How long till Joe Wilson starts sticking out his tongue?
Posted in Today in newz, tagged Elton John, gay, Jay Leno, Joe Wilson, Kanye West, media, news, politics, Serena Williams, tennis on September 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
We’re gonna start a new feature here: a daily news roundup. Actually, it’ll probably just be this one time, and then we’ll get distracted by yelling at things we’re angry about, but in theory we’re going with it. On Sunday, Joe “I’m a petulant teenager” Wilson stopped by Chris Wallace’s fake news show and vowed [...]
Half of the problem with women’s tennis eliminated at French Open
Posted in stop whining, tagged cranky, fat, French Open, media, NY Times, Roland Garros, Serena Williams, sports, tennis, Venus Williams, wrong on May 29, 2009 | 1 Comment »
That’s right! Venus Williams is out! Of course, we really only use Venus as a way to get to Serena, who’s the Williams sister we really don’t like. (If we were going by weight, only one-third of the problem has been eliminated, but this is about people, not pounds.) Both of them have done their [...]

