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Maybe Texans don’t want to secede after all

Posted in Deep in the heart of stupid, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 22, 2010 | 1 Comment »

Crazy, we know! But look at this polling courtesy of Talking Points Memo that shows the Texas governor, coyote killer and all-around swell guy Ricky Perry neck-and-neck with the Democrat in the race, former Houston mayor Bill White. The poll has Perry and White at 43% each. The survey of registered voters has a ±4.4% [...]

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Texas too liberal for Arizona immigration bill

Posted in Deep in the heart of stupid, tagged , , , , , , , on April 30, 2010 | 1 Comment »

Earlier this week we were challenged (as filthy libruls) to tell this troglodyte what’s so bad about Arizona trying to enforce laws that are already on the books?All we could come up with then was host of very conservative Republicans who thought the bill was unconstitutional and a terrible idea. We’ve had a couple of [...]

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Texas governor shoots, kills super genius coyote

Posted in Deep in the heart of stupid, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 28, 2010 | 4 Comments »

Anyone who had any doubts as to how awesome Texas Gov. Rick Perry is need have doubts no more! Seems that while the secessionist-favoring, God-fearing, wife-beating (guess) governor was enjoying a jog the other morning, a wily coyote jumped out of the bushes and ran toward his dog. Naturally, Perry pulled the laser-sighted pistol he [...]

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Morbidly obese anti-gov’t Texan delivering pipe bombs from his wheelchair

Posted in Deep in the heart of stupid, tagged , , , , , , , , , on April 9, 2010 | 2 Comments »

We should say right up front that we’re sure this is another “isolated incident,” and is in absolutely no way related to Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin’s non-stop anti-government fear mongering. (Eye roll.) But in some kind of everything-that’s-wrong-with-America confluence of terribleness, this happened, not surprisingly, in Texas: An East Texas man who federal prosecutors [...]

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Happy birthday to us!

Posted in Keep it in your pants but IT'S OUR BIRTHDAY!, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 7, 2010 | 7 Comments »

Hi everyone! Here it is, a year later, and what do we have to report? Readership is up, this guy’s still an idiot, and your mother’s a tramp. Oh, and the country is full of crazy people. What started as a Web site that was intended to be a spot in which we as reporters [...]

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Texas, the front line in the war for stupid

Posted in Deep in the heart of stupid, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , on March 18, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

“The Daily Show” takes us behind the scenes for the totally rational Texas Board of Ed. textbook curriculum review, and now we finally know what Don McLeroy looks like. Nice mustache, asshole. Did you stop by the hearings on the way home from your cameo in “Big Titted Sluts, Vol. 6″? Look, we’re all for [...]

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