Here at SCFOM, we like our sports. What we don’t like, though, is the terrible habit athletes have of thanking God for every single thing they do. David Ortiz hits a home run; thanks God. Kurt Warner wins the Super Bowl; thanks God. Floyd Mayweather punches another man in the head for 10 rounds; thanks [...]
Posts Tagged ‘twitter’
NFL player blames God for dropped touchdown pass
Posted in Best. Story. Ever., tagged awesome, Buffalo Bills, fail, football, ghey, God, great, religion, sports, Steve Johnson, stupid, twitter, video on November 29, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
CNN confused about origins of volcanoes
Posted in You can't possibly be that stupid, tagged CNN, Iceland, journalism, media, retarded, Rick Sanchez, stupid, twitter, video, volcanoes on April 16, 2010 | 3 Comments »
While Europe is covered in a sheet of ash from a billowing Icelandic volcano, CNN’s famous geologist and twitter robot Rick Sanchez took to the airwaves to dispel the main misconceptions that he and most other stupid people in the world have about volcanoes. You mean they don’t just erupt on tropical islands!? Actual transcript: [...]
Deepak Chopra claims credit for Baja earthquake
Posted in You can't possibly be that stupid, tagged Deepak Chopra, earthquakes, ghey, jokes, meditation, retarded, stupid, twitter on April 6, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
You probably thought the recent 7.2-magnitude earthquake that shook the U.S.-Mexico border was caused by something as banal and geological as plate shifting. Well you. Were. Wrong! Nah nah nah, sucker! It wasn’t science at all! It was just Deepak Chopra meditating! You just got schooled! Oh snap! Had a powerful meditation just now — [...]
Sarah Palin even bad at Photoshop
Posted in Sarah Palin said something else stupid, tagged ghey, offensive, photoshop, politics, retarded, Sarah Palin, stupid, Todd Palin, Trig Palin, twitter on February 21, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
We already knew that although Sarah Palin refers to Sweet Baby Trig as “her little retard,” other people aren’t ever allowed to call anything — even f-ing retarded Democrats — “retarded.” We also knew she’s a prolific quitter and employed incredibly self-serving double-standards that say Rush Limbaugh can call anything “retarded” because he’s a “satirist.“ [...]
Some Country for Old Men is famous!
Posted in To tweet or not to tweet, tagged balls, funny, media, Michael & Michael Have Issues, Michael Ian Black, moms, SCFOM, Some Country for Old Men, technology, The State, twitter on January 29, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Thanks, Michael Ian Black of “Michael & Michael Have Issues” and The State. In a related story, our mothers are really upset with us for being “first.”
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