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CNN confused about origins of volcanoes

Posted in You can't possibly be that stupid, tagged , , , , , , , , , on April 16, 2010 | 3 Comments »

While Europe is covered in a sheet of ash from a billowing Icelandic volcano, CNN’s famous geologist and twitter robot Rick Sanchez took to the airwaves to dispel the main misconceptions that he and most other stupid people in the world have about volcanoes. You mean they don’t just erupt on tropical islands!? Actual transcript: [...]

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Deepak Chopra claims credit for Baja earthquake

Posted in You can't possibly be that stupid, tagged , , , , , , , on April 6, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

You probably thought the recent 7.2-magnitude earthquake that shook the U.S.-Mexico border was caused by something as banal and geological as plate shifting. Well you. Were. Wrong! Nah nah nah, sucker! It wasn’t science at all! It was just Deepak Chopra meditating! You just got schooled! Oh snap! Had a powerful meditation just now — [...]

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Sarah Palin even bad at Photoshop

Posted in Sarah Palin said something else stupid, tagged , , , , , , , , , on February 21, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

We already knew that although Sarah Palin refers to Sweet Baby Trig as “her little retard,” other people aren’t ever allowed to call anything — even f-ing retarded Democrats — “retarded.” We also knew she’s a prolific quitter and employed incredibly self-serving double-standards that say Rush Limbaugh can call anything “retarded” because he’s a “satirist.“ [...]

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Some Country for Old Men is famous!

Posted in To tweet or not to tweet, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on January 29, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

Thanks, Michael Ian Black of “Michael & Michael Have Issues” and The State. In a related story, our mothers are really upset with us for being “first.”

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Ugh. The Schuster-Brietbart yell-off

Posted in The louder I yell the righter I am, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , on January 28, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

Just hours after Barack Obama asked everyone to calm the shit down, all of Washington is busy yelling at everyone else. The big story right now is that Andrew Breitbart — ACORN pimp James O’Keefe’s boss — and MSNBC’s David Schuster spent a solid five minutes straight cold shouting at each other. Apparently the phrases: [...]

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