I know, right! Like we really have to remind Americans to swing by Dunkin’ Donuts or Krispy Kreme! But hey, as long as you’re already indulging in fried dough and deliciously-sweet whipped lard, you might as well do it for free! Today is National Doughnut Day! Get your fat butt to the doughnut shop; supplies [...]
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Don’t forget to get your free doughnuts today, Fat America
Posted in Stop being so fat, tagged awesome, chubby, delicious, doughnuts, Dunkin' Donuts, fat, free, Krispy Kreme, lard, obese, USA on June 4, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
WTF is happening in Alabama?!
Posted in Please please please please vote for Dale Peterson, tagged Alabama, angry, crazy, Dale Peterson, GOP, insane, loud, Marines, politics, retarded, stupid, The South, USA, yelling on May 17, 2010 | 5 Comments »
As long as Alabama continues to put forth comically-insane candidates for political office, we’re gonna keep bringing them to you. Meet Dale Peterson, Republican candidate for agriculture commissioner. We have no idea what the job entails, but his credentials include being: a “FARMER, BUSINESSMAN, COP, AND A MARINE DURIN’ VIETNAM!” Good lord, vote for this [...]
The dumbening of America (nationwide version)
Posted in The future of America is a group of dickwads, tagged balls, cheating, cranky, fail, fat, kids, lies, retarded, students, stupid, U.S. News & World Report, USA, wrong on May 14, 2010 | 2 Comments »
It’s great time to be a Fat American high school student. Not only does your history get rewritten into a more conservative- and Jesus-palatable version by the Texas State Board of Education, but you get to have all the benefits of cheating without the guilty feelings of cheating…mostly because you don’t actually view cheating as [...]
And just like that, public opinion doesn’t matter to the GOP
Posted in A bad day for America is a good day for the GOP, tagged politics, USA, GOP, stupid, ghey, U.S. Senate, Richard Shelby, greed, disingenuous, bankers, Goldman Sachs, financial reform, public opinion on April 26, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Hey, remember during the health care debate how Republicans over and over would say “Americans are against this bill”? Remember how they ignored the fact that many Americans opposed the bill because it lacked a public option, and insisted that work on health care stop immediately because of, again, public opinion? Well the public is [...]
More fun with Teabaggers’ own words!
Posted in Are those balls in your face or were you talking about some other kind of teabag?, tagged dumb, fat, health care, misinformed, politics, retarded, rubes, stupid, teabaggers, USA, video, white people on April 21, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Wow, posting this kind of inanity will just never get old. Some people have suggested that the media dive into Teabagger rallies and just highlight the crazy, the illiterate and the ill-informed. Here’s an 11-minute video of interviews with this rubes. Some highlights: “Do you know that President Obama is considering banning fishing?” Come for [...]
SCFOM infiltrates the Sacramento Tea Party
Posted in Are those balls in your face or were you talking about some other kind of teabag?, tagged ghey, GOP, retarded, Sacramento, sad, stupid, teabaggers, USA on April 16, 2010 | 4 Comments »
SCFOM’s Sacramento Tea Party correspondent, Mexican Josh, took his new dog and a video camera to Thursday’s Tax Day celebrations. He reports running across some “weird motherfuckers.” [Josh Fernandez]
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