Well hey, we’re not doing anything else, so let’s kick this sucker off. Y’all ready for this!? State of the Union time, baby! Let’s get it on! 9:07 This is, of course, the most important part of the speech. Who’s on the center aisle? Who transcended party labels and waited literally HOURS to get his [...]
Posts Tagged ‘USA’
Sarah Palin, please stop murdering English
Posted in Sarah Palin said something else stupid, tagged death, disingenuous, fail, fear, ghey, Jesus, media, politics, racism, retarded, Sarah Palin, stupid, teabaggers, teabagging, USA, wrong on January 12, 2011 | 1 Comment »
It’s bad enough that you’ve likely convinced a bunch of dumb, fat white guys out there who want to fuck you that you’d make a good president. But seriously, just stop being a horrible, ignorant, intolerant, pandering former half-term governor. There are times on this site when we think we shouldn’t call Sarah Palin names [...]
Science: FOX News viewers are often misinformed
Posted in It's not news; it's Fox News, tagged Duh, FOX News, ghey, GOP, news, obvious, politics, propaganda, retarded, science, stupid, University of Maryland, USA on December 17, 2010 | 2 Comments »
According to a new study conducted by the University of Maryland, “Fox News viewers were ‘significantly’ more likely than non-viewers to erroneously believe false information about the economy, taxes, climate change, bailouts and whether President Obama was born in the United States.” Subhead: duh. Yes, apparently political propaganda thinly disguised as news and shamelessly used [...]
Crazytown keeps getting crazier
Posted in A bad day for America is a good day for the GOP, tagged fail, fat, fat people, FOX News, freedom, funny, ghey, Glenn Beck, GOP, Idiocracy, Jesus, New Left Media, politics, stupid, teabaggers, teabagging, USA, video on August 31, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
More dispatches from crazytown as we turn to the good people (?) at New Left Media and their latest video that lets the teabaggers make themselves look stupid. Anyone who thinks “Idiocracy” is fiction should think again. And for that matter, why isn’t “Idiocracy” a better movie? Anyway, watch these people — mostly fat people [...]
Photo dispatches from Glennbeckapalooza
Posted in A bad day for America is a good day for the GOP, tagged fat, freedom, ghey, Glenn Beck, Glennbeckapalooza, Louis Gohmert, Michele Bachmann, retarded, stupid, USA on August 30, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
We promised there would be pictures, and you bet we followed through. Enjoy some choice shots from Glenn Beck’s dystopian paradise.
Don’t forget to get your free doughnuts today, Fat America
Posted in Stop being so fat, tagged awesome, chubby, delicious, doughnuts, Dunkin' Donuts, fat, free, Krispy Kreme, lard, obese, USA on June 4, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
I know, right! Like we really have to remind Americans to swing by Dunkin’ Donuts or Krispy Kreme! But hey, as long as you’re already indulging in fried dough and deliciously-sweet whipped lard, you might as well do it for free! Today is National Doughnut Day! Get your fat butt to the doughnut shop; supplies [...]
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